Should think of the funniest punishments for @ManCity #mcfc
Joe Royle has a permanent seat in the dugout and a veto on any formation that isn’t 4-4-2.
Permanent return of the Kappa + Brother kit, including the yellow/black striped 1999 play-off away shirt as the home kit
All transfer fees must be paid in Brother printers and photocopiers
Nicky Weaver starts every game. No exceptions. Donnarumma can be on the bench holding the water
Paul Dickov can only be introduced in the 90th minute and is contractually obliged to score
They won’t relegate City. The business/brand is too big.
Hefty fine, multi-window transfer ban, points deduction that’s not too damaging, possibly even strip them of titles.
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Let the 75 year court battle commence lol
#mcfc
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To celebrate Mark Sandman’s 74th birthday, we’re thrilled to announce Cocoon, Morphine’s first new album in 26 years via @partisanrecords, releasing on December 4th.
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holy shit
i asked claude to make a video on western civiization
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He's right
It's make believe
Andrew Neil’s Brexit reality check on BBC Question Time.
In a nutshell:
Rejoiners are ignoring the huge political wind of change sweeping Europe and the UK v Germany/ France/ Italy growth rates make a nonsense of their Mickey Mouse economic arguments too.
#bbcqt
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Caveats to note here is that most of this guys trade/bundle on side wallets so they’re mostly still in the green, the lists also ignores some of the profitable traders, that being said I think the mechanism of pumpfun call out rewards favoring the guys with the biggest audience regardless of their reputation is a horrible move by pumpfun, and absolute horrible move, it’s one of the decisions they’ve gotten horribly wrong in the past 2 years they’ve existed, and if they end up losing market share and significance in coming months they could trace it right back to this strategy imo
🚨 Top Pumpfun KOLs made over $1.3M in callout rewards over the last 30 days while losing $3.5M trading their own calls.
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I messaged a mate in Hereford last night to see if he knew the complainant and got the following back:
“Yeah, a couple of the lads shagged her then binned her when they realised she was totally mental”
Which feels like very important missing context for a story with national security implications.
EXCLUSIVE: Special forces soldiers believe they are “untouchable” and not all of them are the heroes they think they are, according to a former female civil servant who worked alongside them.
Monica Grenfell, who was employed at the Special Air Service (SAS) headquarters in Credenhill, near Hereford, for three years, said some of the elite troops were “feral” and it was “the nasty characters who really ruled the roost”.
She has given evidence under oath to the Afghan Inquiry and has now been interviewed by @thetimes
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Ask me Anything, I'm not gatekeeping or asking for you to sign up for anything lol - this is hard and almost unrealistic...
Kalshi has approved trading with bots.
I'm going to leverage that.
Claude and I made a bot named Dusty. Dusty trades the 15-min Up/Down on BTC and SOL.
He uses 11 indicators to inform what the next 15min cycle outcome will likely be, then puts money on his prediction.
I've seen a TON of posts that say "I've made 4,000 in 4 days using a bot to trade" ... I think most of them are total BS, but I'm attempting it.
Dusty is in paper-mode at the moment, kicking off w a $100 paper bankroll. We will let him run for a while and see his progress. I'm doing to keep this Dusty chain updated so follow along if you want to see real result from a real dude with a real bot.
Win or Lose, you'll see it all play out.
*I'm posting about this for the first time, but have spent month making him. Ask me anything*
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The Welfare-Delivery Complex
It’s like the ultimate lahbaaa yookay decline doom loop isn’t it ? We pay fat biffers to sit on their ass, they order deliveroo all day keeping the bomalians in circulation and then they get so fucked they become a permadrain on society.
benefits → delivery spend → migrant gig labour → worse health / more claims
And the Labour voters ? They absolutely laaaarve it
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I used to work with this schizophrenic guy from the deep south (Lousiana Bayou) who was deadly allergic to bee stings.
A bee stung him while he was landscaping, and his first reaction was to run to a convenience store and buy a pouch of Red Man chewing tobacco, which he swallowed entirely.
He said to himself "do like you got bit by a snake" and prevented himself from going into shock.
By the time the EMTs arrived, he was totally fine. They were flabbergasted. He drank a caffeinated malt liquor and went back to work.
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ppl had all these tools to bundle and snipe and multi wallet and disguise funds and shit.. STONK drops the 3% protocol, strips it all away and leaves the scammers out to dry
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From RICU nudges to British Pravda.
Justified by "Russian bots", obviously, because that's the only reason anyone could possibly be dissatisfied with the post-97 settlement
BREAKING PM Andy Burnham has announced plans for a new National Centre for Information Defence to improve community cohesion and prevent a "distorted and untrue narrative about Britain".
The new centre will draw up expertise and best practice, and ensure the UK has the defensive capability necessary to combat information warfare and build national resilience.
Mr Burnham said: "There is no national security without a strong, cohesive society. That’s the starting point for everything we hold dear and everything we want to achieve. But the fact is that it has been under attack.
"In recent years we have seen an industrial-scale assault by hostile actors on the information environment in the UK and many of our allies.
"Russian agencies have used every means at their disposal to spread lies and disinformation and prey on people’s fears. They’ve used bots and fake websites. Falsified newspaper articles.
"Forged the branding of 28 British organisations – including universities and the BBC. They’ve amplified far right narratives. And we have evidence that they tried to interfere with the 2019 General Election.
"We also know that they have tried to stoke tensions and unrest in the wake of horrific events. The idea that anyone would try to use such things to their advantage is just repulsive – but it is what they do."
More now at @GBNEWS.
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Covid shots are bioweapons just like Covid.
Covid shots are the injection of synthetic mRNA that makes you make spike protein plus other harmful additives.
Government should not be forcing or coercing humans into taking bioweapon shots.
Doctors should not be injecting humans with bioweapons.
Humans should not be allowing themselves to be injected with bioweapons.
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This is not the King’s motorcade. Or the Prime Minister’s. This is the police escort for a load of empty coaches that were due to collect illegal immigrants from Gosport. Courtesy of @georgedmadgwick
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