If you’ve ever wondered what I smell like, because you’re a freak, I have two very specific perfumes. Clinique Aromatics Elixir Eau de Parfum (launched in 1971) and La Vie Est Belle Eau de Parfum (2016). On occasion I’ll wear Cheirosa 71 Sol De Janeiro (my oldest’s fave).

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I’m a scent snob to the fullest extent of the law. I need to smell good at all times or I feel gross lol.
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
I dont know what any of that means. I have two colognes: "The square one" and "The one that looks like a grenade."
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Better than booty cakes
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
I lost my sense of smell somewhere around 2012🤙
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How??
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
How can anybody not wonder what a hot conservative baddy with face tatts smells like.
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Exactly
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
The pirate noted a slight scent of underboob sweat with notes of brined onions.

ALT Cat Costume GIF

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Onions??? More like garlic 🤌
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
I'm too retarded to even pronounce those properly. Complex names - must smell good! lol
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Smells like money
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
Im going with the theory men shouldn't wear cologne because it lowers testosterone. Im 51 and need all I can muster. Besides my wife's nephews wear cologne and one is gay and the other two are on the fence
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What lowers it worse I think is being around zero women who want to sleep with you for one reason or another. Or competing men.
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
Wild that you'd invite this brand of weird haha
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Always
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
Perfect for a 🧼
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You know it 😎
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
are you trying to get freaks to buy you perfume, or suggesting that the ladies need to guy their stink game on point?
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The second one lol, I just got myself more.
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
Figured you smell like cinnamon
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Bleh
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
Why on earth did this topic come up
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This is me hinting to people to wear more perfume and cologne bc they’re walking around scentless wondering why they have a hard time getting a gf lol.
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
I'm definitely do not smell good.
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
Yeah we all freaks, whats the issue?
Replying to @deltaozzimo
I’ve wore Armani Acqua Di Gio since I was in high school and occasionally Versace Eros or Confessions of a rebel: Fuck Mondays
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
I don't know what either of those smell like but I anticipate they smell much better than I do on the regular LOL
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
People wonder that???
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I smell like an Eastern European scum lord because I wear Drakkar Noir
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Replying to @deltaozzimo
I only get turned on by Cinnabon and cigarettes
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