she/they| 18 | 🇧🇪🇵🇱 | the Beatles | S&G ~tears in my immigrant eyes~

queer autistic menace
“These people must be having the time of their life right now”
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Just finished a 30 minute call with my bsf that was solely a rant about bottom John Lennon and top Paul Simon
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Hey can i join your already established friend group
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i had a dream last night there was a movie about art garfunkels book and the start of it showed art with big ass abs and i started screaming bloody murder and then asked where art jr was…. and then i woke up
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@/PaulSimonMusic @/GarfunkelMusic next date idea??? 👀
First look at the new ‘DUNE: PART THREE’ popcorn bucket.
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its crazy how literature peaked with SCAATY by ao3 user Lyrastar
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Getting flamed by my own community for being a baldfunkel appreciator 😖 life’s hard around here
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How 6th graders describe monster energy
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Idk if it’s because I’m ovulating but Artie was so hot when half of his hairline was missing 😍 god damnnn 🤤
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when you look at oomfs account and realize you arent oomfs and you’ve just been following them
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I love the fact that we got our first ever s&g reunion because Paul thought Art was a cornball lmaoaoao
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laughing so hard at this and it's really not that funny at all and also i can't bring myself to hit post
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how it feels
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how it feels to get a compliment from someone you think is really cool
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Middle aged female English teachers with their gay loner student they decided to adopt
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I’m only on TikTok for the comments at this point 😭😭
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Sending a text and then googling the word you just used with 51% confidence
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like a pitcher of water
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Starting a new Paul is dead theory because Paul Simon from roughly 2012-2019 looked like he was wearing a skinsuit of an old man that’s supposed to resemble one of the most prolific songwriters of our time
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