volcano biscuit baby. anti-racist. atheist. anti-zionist. broken. "mongrel", "unhinged & unfair", "unpleasant", "relentless", "too smart for your own good"
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dying to know — can addicts literally never shut the fuck up, or is that just part of their webs of self-enablement? like "ooh, i'm so special and misunderstood, let me get drunk and use 10,000 words to say 'fuck you im drunk'"
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do you have any idea how fucking annoying it is to ask someone a question and they never fucking answer fucking NEVER ANSWER YOU?
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"History is cyclical", I reassure my army of elephants as we approach twenty-first century Rome.
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My cat choosing to puke on the hardwood floor rather than on the carpet is a sign of great respect in his culture
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my daughter is in the kitchen making birthday cake and dinner for my mom, which she's never done for me, and none of it is allergy-safe for me to eat.
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Too many white guys named Scott, imo
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jesus christ
Ecuador Priest Dies After Massive Crucifix Falls on Him During Livestreamed Mass tmz.me/4yUwmQS
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i just got a nice reminder of how i'm the ugliest person ever and i look like an ogre and i wanted to eat chocolate about it but i'm allergic and i can't afford allergy-safe chocolate so now i'm griefing drunks on reddit. sorry
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oh yeah, just me and that guy i've been trying to keep out of jail since he assaulted me when we were both minors. yup, i am such a creep for that
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listen we all wanna be like “lucy is such a cunt” but how many times does charlie brown need to get rekt by the football trick before we realize he needs to take some goddamn accountability
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Just a sweet, feminine gal walking my dog in Appalachia, wearing a shirt with Johnny Cash’s mugshot while carrying a walking cane with a skull handle on top that leads to a dagger.
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