Today I turn 41! I’m the birthday, as the kids would say. & here’s what I’ve learned over these years: A. There’s no substitute for great friends. B. The little things are the big things. C. Let things breathe — even important things need space. D. Life is shorter than you think. Tell them you love them now. E. We can win in this lifetime. F. I get why runners always talk about running. G. None of us are bigger than the program — but we make the program.

A woman on TikTok said that no one ca ever hurt her feelings cuz she had a rolling book bag in high school in Brooklyn. 🤣

Someone keeps opening Facebook accounts with my Dad’s name and picture. And sending requests to ppl he knows. Cruel is not even the word.

It’s become impossible to gauge nyc storms from the forecasts and warnings. Tomorrow will either be majorly catastrophic or mildly inconvenient or seriously disruptive or somewhat annoying or etc etc

I just got a “person you know is on TikTok” notification for someone who passed in 2025 and it made me just freeze. That was an intense feeling. Man.

NEW: Advisors reportedly urging Trump to declare martial law ahead of midterms, per The Atlantic.

I’m declaring a State of Emergency for Nassau, Suffolk, New York City and Westchester as this powerful coastal storm bears down on the region. We’re expecting dangerous coastal flooding, strong winds and potential power outages through the weekend. Take this storm seriously. Stay alert, avoid unnecessary travel, and text 333-111 for realtime updates.

JUST IN: A federal judge (Trump-appointed Stephanie Gallagher) has held the Trump administration in contempt for deporting a man to El Salvador in violation of three court orders. She's ordering the government to return him. storage.courtlistener.com/re…

NC sheriff suspends Flock program after detective uses it to “track the every movement of a single private citizen.” heraldsun.com/news/local/cri…

Wild stuff. Sheri Mecklenberg, career prosecutor accused of misconduct in Broadview 6 case, resigns from DOJ. NYT obtained her scathing resignation letter, in which she says the U.S. attorney directed her to bring felony charges over her objection. nytimes.com/interactive/2026…

TRENTON, N.J. (AP) — New Jersey’s Democratic lieutenant governor resigns after a report accused him of sexual harassment and ethics lapses.

This has to be a record number of things being recalled under Trump!

That “its 10pm do you know where your children are” message used to put FEAR in my heart. I used to think mfs was out purging after 10PM

Kollin is absolutely right. Janice Dickinson hasn’t influenced a thing since she had a vote on ANTM —her opinion on Cardi’s walk at Vogue World isn’t going to move the needle one way or the other. Is she entitled to her opinion? Sure. Will it change Cardi’s visibility or likeness? Not at all.

RT @KevOnStage: I show my first special last night. Grief Sucks.

The Supreme Court is clearly and irrefutably broken and it must be reformed.

I, once again, asked Miami’s Mayor Eileen Higgins and city commissioners to end the 287g agreement signed last year establishing local police collaboration with ICE. Higgins campaigned on this issue but now refuses to address it, and won’t even meet with groups advocating on it.

My favorite part of this is Lupita’s face as she goes from thinking it’s a bit to realizing it’s serious in real time. Because that’s exactly how we all experienced it at home

Josh was arrested at 18 and has been in jail for 12 years… for allegedly setting a trash can on fire during the Ferguson uprisings. He is finally being released in November. Please donate to the fundraiser to support his transition 🙏🏽