Political junkie, bored pseudo-geek, repatriated Novocastrian, chocoholic. Email: dermott@dermottbanana.com

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Dr Kerry Chant - “we have listened to the public and they don’t want to be told what to do, so we are not going to mandate masks”. So from now on, there'll be no speed limits, tax will be optional, and punching Brad Hazzard in the face will be legal.
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In retirement, I hope Dr Fauci ends up on the board of a big pharmaceutical company. It would make the cookers minds explode
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Also join a union. Seriously. Join a union, because let me tell you, corporations are not here for you.
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Why is Kathryn Campbell, who oversaw Robodebt but lies to the RC saying she'd never heard of it, still employed in a six-figure salaried govt job?
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So 88 Australians died in the 2002 Bali bombings? How many COVID deaths did we have yesterday?
Having chatted to him while waiting for a kebab, I reckon this fella qualifies as a mate. Top news!
Newcastle’s favourite son, Kurt Fearnley has just been appointed chair of the agency in charge of the $30billion National Disability Insurance Scheme. Congrats @kurtfearnley! 👏
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Tony's a class act.
Did my best to sum up my feelings about the last little while.
Interesting what this says about the rusted-on, hardcore coalition support - it's fucken woeful
Anthony Albanese as preferred PM has a commanding lead over Dutton by 53 to 19 % “This isn’t the end of the honeymoon period” The Age bleats” …🤔 I thought they said the honeymoon was over 3 mths ago. Note the percentage of undecided voters is still higher than Duttons 😏
Twitter needs a WTF?? button
New Jersey man obtains right to marry his dead mother after an 8-year legal battle worldnewsdailyreport.com/new…
This far into the story, if you fly @Qantas and lose your luggage, I agree with Alan Joyce - it's your own fault
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I don't recall the ABC having blanket coverage when Princess Leia died.
*rolls eyes at the pig-ignorant cretins who think that parliament not sitting means noone does anything*
Do we have anyone else's account that Morrison only used his extra ministries once? I mean, the guy is a habitual compulsive liar.
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The only positive to come out of today is that poor ol Tim Brooke Taylor isn’t around for Her departure.
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There's a reason she has haters. Stupid, dishonest, racist, and a Murdoch hack.