From @anduriltech’s @PalmerLuckey: What is the #1 job most kids want today? “It’s social media influencer, next is professional gamer, next is YouTuber… the problem is, you can’t tell kids to follow their dreams when their dreams suck.” What was the #1 dream for kids in 1971? To be an astronaut 👨‍🚀 🌕 “We had just gone to the moon… These guys were fighter pilots, PhD mathematician super men, who were also really good looking and well spoken… the ultimate American hero ideal. For a kid to see that and say ‘that’s what I want to be,’ okay tell the kids to follow their dreams.”

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Death by Trademark Infringement. ☹️(TM)

Want to hear something cray? We are 5 days away from the 20th Anniversary of Demotivator® posters going viral. (Oct 22) At the time, Internet had 147 million users. In the past two decades, it has added around 4 billion more. And most are in despair👍! despair.com/collections/demo…

So, not really a million miles from the "demotivator" posters and calendars that @despairinc have been doing for decades (-ish) over at despair.com?

Executives (amazon.com/Demotivation-Visi…) TL/DR “Skip inspiration, go straight to radical demotivation.” nbcnews.com/better/business/…

Love that @MarksWazza is using Despair.com images in his #SPSDBN session. I have two framed Despair posters in my home office

Y’all kids today don’t even KNOW!

When World’s Collide… @happyproduct vimeo.com/22571058

The era of burger-flipping robots is here! It's a good news, bad news thing. tcrn.ch/2lSJvVC despair.com/products/adaptat…

Once they start selling off naming rights to individual Football Plays… We call dibs on this one… “4th & Despair®” youtu.be/E3fNwfs5FGA

If you've ever wondered what supply chain disruptions look like up close, the epic journey of this envelope shipment says it all.

Thanks for the mention. We take a subtler approach, but any and all means should be deployed to stop the corrosive impact of Big Motivation!

The rip in your poster risked reducing its power to totally destroy your hope. Naturally, we couldn't allow that to happen!

We aim to displease, Ender! Verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry slooooooooooooooowly.

.@mims No kidding. We certainly sold a ton of them amazon.com/Demotivation-Visi…

.@rsg Ahem. despair.com/products/motivat…

@burnie, you're right these are the saddest things in existence. One day I'll be working @RoosterTeeth where I won't need these. #RTDocs

And this is why I love @despairinc

First they subjected us to #MondayMotivation. Now they’re pushing #tuesdaymotivation. Enough if Enough!