the dog you’re putting down tomorrow

Chicago, IL
Took the bus to my cousins wedding cause I’m a fabulista
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Ed Sheeran’s upcoming shows at Robert Kraft’s Gillette Stadium have been cancelled due to bad weather.
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“It’s so hard to be the swiftologist at a time like this” is a fabulous turn of phrase and I will be incorporating it into my vocabulary
oh swiftologist…
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She’s so endlessly charming god what a woman
On a scale from Saks Fifth Avenue to a subway sax player, where does Anne Hathaway fit?
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i hate boring popstars
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Taylor Swift’s career is such a great testament to the importance of finishing high school, if you don’t complete 11th grade then you’re destined to repeat it forever.
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Putting my hair in a bun, throwing on the seminal debut album Lights (2010) by Ellie Goulding, and handling it
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I think the core problem is that lesbian events often sound like 200 level gender studies classes and gay guy events are like “Cocaine Thursdays<3”
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Let me just caveat real quick that Chicago lesbian events are FUN and SEXY!
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RT @olliecaon: you can't convince me this new fuckass word isn't just a misogyny dogwhistle i'm sorry
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Two weeks until I move to Taiwan
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When I look softly in the direction that turns my jacket from blue to red
Thinking about Friday 💙❤️
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cried from this video Not bc it made me laugh but bc this is real fawking humor .. im so appreciative of comedy & the art of comedy .. wow
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finally we are seeing Israel being punished for their crimes
🚨🇮🇱 NEW: Boy George has become one of the first Western singers to announce a Tel Aviv concert since October 7 Bruno Mars was among the last major artists to perform there, on October 4, 2023 with his October 7th concert cancelled
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Me when I lean against the wall that airbrushes my armpit
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Is this her worst single cover ever?
🚨Taylor Swift announces new single, “Patient Zero,” out this Friday.
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It’s really fab that George Michael is being paid tribute but they couldn’t find a single gay guy to join in? How busy could Troye Sivan truly be? Bronze Avery? Tom Aspaul??
This year’s #VMA’s will pay tribute to the late George Michael. A tribute medley will be performed by RAYE, sombr, and Teddy Swims. (rollingstone.com/music/music…)
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This would make an excellent tramp stamp
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Hello @ali_sivi I see you have reposted my tweet, this is your formal invitation to follow me for more bangers such as this <3
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It should be going to Slayyyter but whatever
Taylor Swift will receive the first-ever MTV Artist Director award at this year’s VMAs. Described as the “first-ever award to recognize artists whose directorial work has advanced the art of music video and storytelling.”
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