Ex paper shuffler. Ex squaddie. Done other stuff too. Love the British countryside, farming/Ag, gardening, clocks, big engines & #bcafc

Yorkshire and The Humber, Eng.
Ffs. I am NOT the immensely talented star of London's West End. You'll be after @dickiewooduk 😐
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Shoot game? Make your voice heard. More than 4,000 people have responded to the government’s call for evidence on gamebird release, shooting and welfare in England. But journalist Patrick Galbraith says more gameshooters need to take part. With the consultation closing on 1 November 2026, have you had your say on the future of your sport? ▶ Watch Fieldsports Britain in full: FieldsportsChannel.tv/fields… #FieldsportsBritain #GameShooting #PheasantShooting @BASCnews
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Yesssssss! 😃😁😁😃 @Brewers #BrewCrew ⚾️
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There are still people behaving like this is a proper country. God bless.
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I've got a train set! 😃👍🚂
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So it was about hating Jews all along. Thank you for finally being honest. 🙏
We are outside the Board of Deputies HQ where people are protesting about the organisation's lobbying for Israel and Zionism, and it's propping up of the genocide of the Palestinian people. 📽️ @cutebritboy94
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And another one...
'Dangerous and violent' rapist jailed for 20 years bbc.in/3Tp2f4T
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Evensong at 3. My favourite service. @BBCRadio3
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Arise Sir Kev! Kevin Sinfield has received his knighthood at Windsor Castle today. He says he spoke to Prince William about his ultramarathon challenge, the MND community and the future of his campaign. More details here: bbc.in/4hMB9wq
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Replying to @vbspurs
yet when the Irish famine occurred, the biggest single private donor to famine relief was Lord Lionel de Rothschild
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Replying to @tomhfh
“I’m just like any other Yorkshire man, I drink tea, circumcise my children, my wife wears a burka, and I worship Allah, as a normal Yorkshire man does”
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I'm really sorry but if you dress your wife up like this, I don't think you're "as English as a Yorkshire cup of tea."
“I'm brown. I’m a Muslim. But I’m as English as a Yorkshire cup of tea.” Mothin Ali on belonging, diversity and building a country confident enough to live with difference.
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“It may be difficult to define civilisation, but it isn’t so difficult to recognise barbarism.” Kenneth Clark
They attack workers, they don't demand rights, they want total chaos because they hate Europe that unfortunately welcomes them. A huge and unforgivable mistake. Everyone out!
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🚨 UK TERROR THREAT: SEVERE — BUT LONDON’S POLITICAL FOCUS IS ISRAEL? Britain’s own security data is stark: • The national terror threat is SEVERE — an attack is considered highly likely. • As of March 2026, Britain held a record 273 terrorism-related prisoners. • 58% — 159 people — were classified as holding Islamist-extremist views. • Prevent recorded 860 Islamist-extremism referrals in the year to September 2025. • MI5 says Islamist terrorism remains the UK’s primary terrorist threat by volume. Yet London is reportedly considering expelling up to 27 Israeli diplomats over the East Jerusalem consulate dispute. Britain faces a serious domestic jihadist threat. Pressuring Israel will not solve it.
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Sad new that the glorious Eva Marie Saint passed today at the age of 102.. one of the last links to the golden age of Hollywood.
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Met my far-right mates today for the first time in over 2 years. Everyone else was standing up. Posh show-off bastads. Lol.
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The only desirable migrants have all left for Monaco and in their place we have a thriving demand for genetic disorder doctors , motability showrooms and world class sex offenders. Sounds like a nation that's been busy building its funeral pyre for 30 years.
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