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Globetrotter
8yrs ago, Friend of mine struggled & got himself to Dubai, only to be told he was going to be a father in 9 months time. Came back briefly after the kid was born to do introduction & went back. Started sending money regularly & asked his wife to look for a house
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"I don't normally do this, it is my first time" But you were referred to me by another satisfied client Auntie climb bed first
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He had better bow out now that the ovation is high
🚨🇦🇷 OFFICIAL: Argentinian Federation confirm talks are underway for Lionel Scaloni to sign new contract.
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In my bed as I already am tonight
if money wasn’t the problem where will you be tonight ?
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Face for billboards
The way we Dey for this country no be life o
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when a third party tries to stop the fight after they already slapped me
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what if a man starts talking money?
Anytime a man starts talking lustfully, i start talking money. Now we’re both uncomfortable. You reduce me to a body, i reduce you to a wallet. You get what you give.
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“Does the process know we’re trusting it?”
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These are crazy times to be a single man
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This thing has been on my mind for a hot minute 🤔
Porridge beans and sweet potatoes Had mine with cassava flakes btw
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Car tyres The complete set
What can I buy for a 40+ egbon for his birthday? Please, not perfumes please
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You don’t have a vote in another woman’s marriage
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All the time Once I put you in the "hot potato" zone, I honestly don't want anything to do with you
You ever downgrade somebody from “friend” to “someone I know” without telling them?
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If them flog you we'll, you go talk true
???? 😭😭😭😭
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There is a reason why those who drink stay true to a particular brand This is because it either is smooth when going down or doest leave them with hangovers the next day I tried Campari once and never went back Never bought it with my money either
This is the most horrible alcoholic beverage to ever exist. I doesn’t matter what you mix it with, it still tastes like tribulation and long suffering.🤮
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Nobody surprise reach broke boyfriend "Wow! You just made your hair!"
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mf that’s called a biological FATHER!
i kinda want a Sugar Daddy but no sexual shi involved, just some guy that likes to spoil me 😭
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Always say yes to a quick 30 minute drink with your buddy. Those 90 minutes could be the best 6 hours of your life.
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I wish there can be a way where book lovers never watch adaptations.
Book lovers are never pleased with an adaptation, let us hear word please. Which build up would they have fitted in one hour and 52 mins movie?
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Sticky fingers staining the pages while you can’t even understand the book cause you have music blasting. You disgust me
mornings in september☕️💭
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If all goes according to plan, Alcohol suppose plenty pass blood for my body this weekend TGIF
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