Mr. Mallard@distraughtduck

pondfluencer

 The creek
Joined January 2026
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USA I KNOW HOW U FEEL I GOT SHOT ONCE TOO
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happy (late) kirkiversary
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JUST HAD MY FIRST ICE CREAM FUCK YEAH HUMANS ARE AWESOME
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found a new pond. huzzah.
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quack how is everyone
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who up indicating their recession
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dont let my absence fool you ive just been bothering people irl instead of on twitter
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post clarity moments where you realize you are the problem
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☆@fairieteeth
Jul 1
a support group for bug lovers who are afraid of bugs
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that loser is scared of apples
O@Somethingabthat
Jun 29
what are your thoughts on dr.pepper?
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no matter how bad life gets i’ll always keep on quacking
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conar@subtoconnorpls
Jun 28
well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers
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they’re yummy
moth@motheinsect
Jun 26
why do you like moths
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soup🕷️@thrluv
Jun 26
they should let me go inside everyone’s house just to see
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stone collection
.@playboicurrryy
Jun 26
why do baby clothes have pockets they have no money or goals
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pond dates
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@7why__ydm
Jun 26
Disadvantages of dating you??
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cow
@cowincrisis
Jun 26
if grass isn’t supposed to be eaten then why is there so much of it
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the pond is looking suspiciously yellow. will investigate.
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me and who
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pond dried up. blaming capitalism and men for this heatwave.
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