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you cannot reason with a toddler. they don’t understand. i’ve been hanging out with three year old twins for the past 5 days and trust me, sometimes you DO need to raise your voice and first+middle name them when they start smacking the shit out of the dog.
sure, but that still doesnt entitle you to raising your voice at a child. that child still deserves to be taught how to regulate their emotions rather than have their outburst cruelly dismissed
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my nephews GENUINE crisis is that he has a language delay & cannot articulate his needs/wants. this leads to extreme frustration for him which he deals with by hitting or shoving or acting out. you can’t teach this 3yr old DBT skills.
im not exactly sure how you arrived to "you want your children to be unruly psychopaths by neglecting them" when this entire time ive been talking about the importance of TEACHING children how to cope with their emotions rather than punishing/neglecting them during those crises
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i’m really pissed at my sister in law for getting mad at me blowing her scented candles out. i do not know HOW MANY TIMES ive told this literal registered nurse that i am really allergic to fragrances. she doesn’t care. she lights them anyway. she has zero respect for me
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toddlers are always trying to find knives to play with or light themselves on fire or run into traffic or eat poison or drown themselves in the bath or unbuckle themselves from their car seats (my niece is Houdini)
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toddlers are always trying to play with knives or light themselves on fire or run into traffic or drown themselves in the bath or eat poison or unbuckle themselves from their car seats (my niece is Houdini)
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it’s almost midnight here and i have to go to bed and not argue with silly morons online because i will be up with the toddlers at like 6am lol 😂 🔫
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day 2 of into the ivy. thank you for your support. keep listening and interacting!! ♥️♥️
hi everyone. i'm a rockstar called FISHER THING and today my new song INTO THE IVY comes out. it's the first single off the new album IN OUR PAST LIVES so if you like weird histrionic kinda heavy indie rock with interlocking guitars and drums... please listen...
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Today I adopted a vintage leather bondage suit. Its previous owner is putting his affairs in order & was overjoyed to know it would continue to restrain freaks in my dungeon. Per the lore, he’d got it from a gay couple who had it custom-made for use over their 40 year marriage ❤️
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