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"I already told the Washington Wizards this, I have no faith, zero. They've been a basketball purgatory, an abomination." —@stephenasmith on the future of the wizards and Anthony Davis 😬
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This is what it looks like when an elite QB says fuck this I’m gonna take my 2 best players and go win this game.
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how is bernice nurgos is still looking this good at 45yrs
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Imagine being a Steelers fan and seeing this 😭
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Workout was good today 💪
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See the thing is, his time is coming pretty soon too. With all the foul stuff this man has done to a lot of people, best believe his downfall is going to be interesting to watch.
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Pacman Jones says he played through a broken neck on a $2,900,000 guaranteed Cowboys deal, then asked Jerry Jones to keep the injury private when he cut him “I broke my neck when I played with the Cowboys. It happened to Pittsburgh game in Pittsburgh. Anyway, make a long story short, I end up coming back in the game, played the whole game, and Jerry brought me out.” “He’s like, ‘Look, man, like I got to cut you, but I really don’t want to cut you.’ I’m like, ‘What are you talking about?’ I’m like, ‘You cut me?’ He had already gave me $2.9 million contract that was all guaranteed. I’m like, ‘You cut me?’” “He’s like, ‘I got to, man. Like, I want you to take care of your body.’ Boom, boom.” “I’m like, ‘Look, if you cut me, there’s two things I need you to do. Always take care of me and don’t tell nobody that my neck hurt.’” “He did exactly that, bro. Like, what people didn’t know, I was paralyzed that game in Pittsburgh and he never told nobody. I sat out two years, did the rehab and my sh*t was still f*cked up. I still had, like, tingling down my arms and everything.”
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Bilal and Deni were regular at BEST (and im being nice) first 3y in the league not 2y in but cats calling youngin ass as if he couldn't legally drink until 2 months ago. Crazy that the mfer lost his pops(hoop coach) and played every game ever asked unlike either of the other two
just saw a clip of bub carrington pressing kot4q for calling him ass as if he isn’t ass
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Gilbert arenas finds out in real time that his wife and Nick young knew each other before she met gill 👀👀👀
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Bub calling out cats who aint ever played a second of organized hoops is amazing.. sitting behind a keyboard, mic, and a camera just yapping is too real!
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It is you who wanted kids bebe
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It was written.. Nas voice!
New Dallas Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr. just shared this on Instagram. He seems to be showing how the Cowboys have been in his family for a while. Obviously 1995 was the last year of major substance for the franchise.
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I don't like dude on NOTHIN he play on!! IYKYK
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Some Jobs Require Balls Of Steel 😭
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NBA minority owner.. end of conversation forever, but aye #parkway stop being so damn candid on the mic or in front of the camera!!
Dwyane Wade who’s a minority owner of the Jazz shares his thoughts on tanking and the fines Utah has received: “People have been doing this forever. Obviously this is a part of sports. It’s a big part of the NBA sport. Always has been…. Teams forever has always tried to put themselves in position to build through the draft. It’s different ways you can build your organization. The draft, free agency, trades, everyone has their own strategy. In this new genre how I look at it, the best strategy when you’re rebuilding is through young guys. It’s very hard to get Free Agents to come change your organization around. So you build through young guys. How you gonna do that? You gotta build through the draft. Everybody who’s at the bottom of the league, understands they’ll only get better if they build through the draft or get lucky with a trade. This is nothing new, it’s just now everyone paying attention to it” (Via @wynetwork)
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Bub and Gil really got the same personality I swear lol.. they have no filter lmao! Both still my guys though 🤞🏿😂😂🤣🤣
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Americas team!!
New Cowboys CB Joey Porter Jr. said his agents had been having talks about potential trade options. The Cowboys were always one of the teams, but he was told not to get his hopes too high. “Because I always wanted to be in Dallas.” Why? “My whole family been Dallas fans our whole lives. Even my dad was a Dallas fan, my mom and everything. So this ain’t the first time we’re gonna have stars in the house. But now that we’re actually here, they’re going to rep this pretty hard, so I’m excited about that.”
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Its just different on this side!
A source confirms that — like his teammate George Pickens — newly-acquired #Cowboys cornerback Joey Porter Jr. is fine with playing in Dallas without a contract extension. He’s willing to play it out because the Cowboys are the team he most wanted to play for in leaving the Steelers.
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