If someone ever holds a gun to my head and tells me to spell avalable tell my girl I love her
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"no stealing tweets tonight" why? "you steal tweets every time, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's feeling kinda sweet
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Why is it called a Skid Mark and not a Fart Burn?
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Perez Hilton:
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Are you watching the Odyssey because you’re the only odd I see
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I told my dad I’m getting a tattoo and he said how you don’t even have tat-one yet
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Smoking on that shit that made Lock heed Martin
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This same post has a whopping 54 likes on Threads, everybody on this platform can eat my shit
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Smoking on that shit that made Co heed Cambria
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Gave your girl a Charlie per*c Now she doin Charlie twerk u must think I’m Charlie jerk That shit make me Charlie smirk I’m just doin Charlie work Don’t make Charlie go berserk U might end up Charlie merked face on a t-shirt, Charlie merch
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Fucked up at the crib drinking Fucked up
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Me when the Tylenol hits:
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Tech bro having sex and prematurely ejaculates: well that was sub-optimal
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