half man, half golem | i play blue joker

I like when he spanks Yoshi's slut ass twice on the floor
Few will appreciate how optimal this was
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The whole plot of Gurren Lagann can be summarized by listening to Within You Without You by The Beatles (5m04s)
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It’s as if they subbed him out sometime in the 2nd after the oilers took a dominant lead, wtf happened 💔
Replying to @dogfromAB
No shitty country or classic rock songs weve heard a billion times, it’s such a blessing hearing decent music almost every stop in play
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The oilers music guy is lowkey goated we gotta appreciate what we have
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No shitty country or classic rock songs weve heard a billion times, it’s such a blessing hearing decent music almost every stop in play
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I just heard limp bizkit right after i tweeted this, im gonna stand by what i said though, sometimes limp bizkit is required to live a fufilling free life
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You could dip your balls in the hot melted butter at Red Lobster
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plap plap thats the sound of the police
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5 straight days of life altering masterbation
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No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.
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dog retweeted
check out this sheik clip where nothing weird happens (won the set btw)
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Not necessarily my top 9 favourite games, instead I tried to be somewhat faithful to the “shaped who I am” title I almost want to write out every games individual influence on me throughout my life but idk. It’s funny how thematically similar some of these games are tho 😭
9 games is not enough 😭😭 there’s so many more that could be here, it’s hard to choose but this is what I’ve ended up on
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Replaying persona 3 fes (in japanese this time just for practice) and its crazy to me how DOGSHIT TRASH RELOAD IS LMAOOOOO HOLY THEY DID NOT GET IT AT ALLLLLL
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I’m still so mad bruh, reload is more popular than the original too so now i can’t even talk about the game anymore without saying “I’m talking about the original only by the way. Not the new one. Just so we’re clear. I do not associate with that one.”
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i can't wait until mitch mcconnell fucking croaks
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I’ve lost LITRES to the Majoras Mask Grandma 🫠🤤👀🫦 RT if you agree
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You can really TELL that it’s 8 inches firm with a slight curve to the left in this clip
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beach boys moshpit
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