Dogs imitating life, courting death.
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Dogs shouting, "Do you see what happens?" and smashing a Corvette with a crowbar, adding, "Do you see what happens when God is one of us??"
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Dogs confessing from a debtors' prison, "I did understand the question and I will respond to it."
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Dogs gesturing vaguely toward all existence, explaining, “This is just a big misunderstanding.”
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Dogs pressing a bony finger against the cracked lips of reality, rasping, “Let people enjoy things.”
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Dogs tearing open a trench coat and revealing the results of a middling college education to a shocked sidewalk audience.
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Dogs screening grainy black-and-white footage of a guillotine noiselessly receiving one-after-the-other a heaving throng of industrialists, and observing to a bored history class, "And that, everyone, was America."
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Dogs thoughtfully watching your acclaimed performance in this, your most recent film, and promptly scrawling a response on the base of a statuette, tongue jutted out in careful concentration, and happily imagining your reaction when you receive a honorific engraved FUCK YOU.
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Dogs studying the lurching choreography of a landscape entirely filled with zombies and deciding finally, "Thirty, flirty, and thriving."
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Dogs holding a live grenade like a telephone and asking, "Which translation of the Odyssey should I read?"
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Dogs driving a DeLorean over several people indiscriminately and later explaining from jail, "Everything is proceeding as I have foreseen."
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Dogs pulling an emergency airlock release valve and cheering in relief as the first SpaceX mission to Mars segues into a Dance Party Ending.
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Dogs descending from a flying motorcycle and gently placing an IOU on the steps of 4 Privet Drive.
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Dogs declaring, "Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about," and punching you in the face, adding, "I am fighting a battle you know something about."
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