Guilt

this is the equivalent to having a bad day and here comes a man

Big 23!

I miss you so much but I don’t think you like me anymore

Happy birthday @wheretfisrevy 🎈

porn has gotten so dull. boobs, dicks, asses. all the same. i need to goon to something abstract and conceptual

I’m so hungry but I can’t cook shit rn wtf 😭

I really want to go out and touch some grass but Nigerian men have peed on all of them 😑

Jesus

Don’t cook while tripping cause what is this bullshit I just made??

I’ve never seen a pilot episode better than Interview with the Vampire’s? I’ll put that episode against your best, no matter what it is.

it’s interesting how behaviour like this is seen as charming/eccentric when it’s coming from a european person but i know if it was like an american woman or a black woman people would be tearing her to shreds and call her all types of names

Hate this trope so much

when the misogyny is explicitly acknowledged and critiqued in-text, but half the fandom still downplays her in order to prop up her male counterparts who haven’t come close to touching her magical feats

RT @hluebucks: if u sit n truly think about all the opportunities men take from women n girls with their behavior you'd never calm down

one of the reasons i don’t like being sexual or flirty with niggas even when i’m feeling them is because they’ll make every interaction sexual once you open that door. they forget how to interact with you normally and it gets so irritating. broski, i’m a whole person outside of the things you want to do to me and i promise you there’s more to me than pussy.

The ladies call me this on a regular lol fuck a magazine validation 🚯

the trinity syndrome: a film trope where a female character spends her life mastering her skills, is portrayed as exceptionally capable, only for “the chosen one” to be some guy

I know it sounds stupid but girls like to be around fun. Drug dealers are fun. Musicians are fun. If you’re having trouble dating it’s because you’re not fun. That’s pretty much it

Please I need this

I wanted that Barbie cake so baddd I’m still going to get it