Murdoch papers shouldn’t be on newsstands. They should be on the fiction shelves at the library.

The Whistleblower Who Caught Howard Lutnick Lying About Epstein Is Dead This is not a coincidence you are required to swallow. The cabal of billionaire pedophiles tied to Trump and Jeffrey Epstein is not going to be fully known until the complete, unredacted Epstein files are released. Simon Andriesz, the British banker who dug Howard Lutnick's initials out of the Epstein files and handed the mess to House Oversight, is dead. The webzine, The Banker, says suicide. He was 57. He had worked under Lutnick at a Cantor Fitzgerald company. He is the man who found the emails Lutnick would rather you forget. Andriesz searched the Justice Department's Epstein dump for "HWL," because Cantor people liked to hide behind initials. What he pulled out wrecked the story Lutnick had been selling: that he cut Epstein off in 2005 after one look at a massage table. The files showed otherwise. A 2012 lunch on Little St. James with Lutnick's wife and children. Business overlap on a startup called Adfin. Epstein emailing the HWL account in 2018 to ask what he thought of the company's prospects. Lutnick told Congress that, to the best of his knowledge, he only learned this year that Epstein had been an investor. The Commerce Department's line was that there was no evidence of wrongdoing. Andriesz's finding was that the commerce secretary had been lying about a child sex trafficker he stayed in business with. A man exposes a sitting commerce secretary's lies and buried dealings with Jeffrey Epstein, the secretary is forced to walk back his own timeline, and weeks later the whistleblower is dead and the official explanation is suicide. Draw your own conclusion. Just don't pretend the pattern is subtle.

You’re a fucking liar. Just like your father. And your father in law.

🚨 BREAKING: One hour after announcing his resignation, U.S. Joint Chiefs Chairman Gen. Randy George reportedly said: "Donald Trump should be hospitalized immediately; I doubt his mental fitness. He is leading the U.S. military toward disaster."

Bwahahahahahaha this is fucking perfect!! 😂😂😂

Here are some other countries who have state-run media: 🤔

BREAKING: The White House is set to launch "TRUMP TV" at 7:00 PM ET. It will be official state-run media.

Kaitlan Collins is awesome.

Irish President Catherine Connolly shoved Trump behind the smallest desk she could find and my God, she understood the entire fucking assignment. What a legend!

This is a bit brilliant, with great pertinence for Oz.

The rule at Ground Zero has stood since 2012: no politician gets a podium. Just the names, 2,977 of them, read one by one. Trump asked to speak. When organizers said no, he chose not to show up at all, headed to the Pentagon instead, where he would get a microphone. Obama, Biden, Bush, and Clinton showed up anyway, with Michelle, Jill, Laura, and Hillary standing beside them, on the 25th anniversary of the worst day in this country’s history. Four presidents chose silence over a stage.

2006: "This vaccine will give young women a license to be promiscuous." Barnaby Joyce. 2021: One Nation tried to ban the vaccine mandates (Lost 44-5) 2026: Zero cervical cancer cases in women under 25

It's beyond an unnecessary expense for taxpayers to cover the cost for Trump to fly 24 vehicles, 19 motorcycles, and one Natalie Harp to Ireland for a 48-hour visit so he can attend a golf tournament while voters are unable to afford health care, food, gas, utilities, or rent.

Elegant turn of phrase

The foreign press is now reporting that Catherine Connolly, the President of Ireland, insisted on being seated away from Trump because he was emanating a disgusting “fecal” like nauseating odor.

TWO…..yes….TWO Air Force Ones landed in Dublin for Trumps visit. Ripped healthcare and food assistance from millions. US debt now past $41 trillion. That Orange nappy wearing fat fuck, has original Air Force One, plus the $400 Million GIFT from Qatar, that cost taxpayers tens of millions to renovate, flying to Dublin for TWO DAYS!

The Irish marking Trump's visit to the golf course in Doonbeg, County Clare, in their own inimitable style.

Musk, in a tweet.

I tell you what’s interesting about this photo. It was posted on the official Irish presidency Instagram. They chose to put this out there.