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What is @jumperapp @lifiprotocol team cooking behind the scenes? They are hinting something is coming for days now 👀 Let’s see Join me on the Jumper waitlist. waitlist.jumper.xyz/r/JMP-91…
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Most token launches print on a schedule. Demand is high → supply still drips. Demand is gone → emissions keep coming. @standard_rsv is trying something different: an onchain central bank whose policy is driven by real capital flow, not a spreadsheet. No token or NFT is live yet. Beware of scams. The pitch: One currency: $STANDARD
One market: an ETH <> $STANDARD Uniswap v4 pool
One signal: net ETH flowing in or out of that pool They call it “the sovereign onchain central bank.” The bank is code. No committee. No board. The hook on the v4 pool measures real net ETH flow — buys minus sells. Not volume. Not points. Not wash trading. If ETH is actually entering the system, policy loosens. If ETH is leaving, policy tightens. That’s the whole thermostat. Expansion (net ETH in): • issuance can rise, but only if inflows persist (“slow gas”) • fees stack hard reserves (tokenized gold) + deepen protocol-owned liquidity Contraction (net ETH out or flat): • issuance cuts immediately (“fast brakes”) • fees flip to buyback + burn Asymmetric by design. Supply is capped at 1B $STANDARD. ~100M is planned as genesis protocol-owned liquidity, locked full-range in the pool and not withdrawable. The rest is an issuance budget. Burns permanently lower the ceiling. Every path through the economy is supposed to either burn $STANDARD or bring the bank hard assets. The flywheel is the NFT layer. A Charter is a soulbound “banking license.” Charters run Branches. Branches earn a pro-rata share of $STANDARD issuance. Genesis: 1,000 Founding Charters. After that, new charters are auctioned in ETH. Want more yield share? Buy an expansion license in $STANDARD. It gets burned. Max 10 branches per charter. That’s the intended loop: New charters → ETH into the fee engine
Expansion licenses → $STANDARD burned
Trading → fees either buy gold or buy back the token
Outflows → tighter supply + higher cost to exit In a run, they invert the usual bank-run logic: people leaving are supposed to fund the people who stay. Where it is right now (late Aug 2026): • Whitepaper v0.1 is live
• Site: standardreserve.xyz
• First-wave Genesis Charter allocations are open for some DeFi/NFT wallets, educators, and early supporters
• First audits have started (they say 15 contracts)
• No surprise mint. Nothing is live to buy yet. Why people are watching: It’s an attempt to fix two crypto failures at once — fixed emissions that ignore demand, and “reserve” protocols that can’t defend themselves when flows reverse. Whether the code actually holds under a real market is the only test that matters. Read the paper. Don’t ape screenshots. Start here: standardreserve.xyz/ Whitepaper: standardreserve.xyz/whitepap… Official: @standard_rsv This is an experimental protocol, not a bank, not regulated, and not live. DYOR. NFA.
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just drafted @0xAvast, @panicselling & @dawnnitee for my @likesdotfun trader cabal draftkings for traders is real
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$BASE Airdrop Rumor 👀 A “Base Verify Airdrop Demo” page has been spotted on Base GitHub It shows: Social verification (X, Coinbase, Instagram, TikTok) • No need to share credentials Sybil resistance / anti-bot system Looks like @base might be testing an eligibility / verification system for future rewards… At 25.06.2026 they are upgrading network to $BASE BERYL with their innovative B20 token standard. Let's see
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Dolzyn🔮🔮 retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket
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🚀 In a sea of meme coins and empty promises, one project is actually trying to solve a real problem in tech. Open source powers the entire digital world… but the developers who build and maintain it are often underpaid, overworked, or completely unpaid. Time to change that. Here’s $FREECODE 👇
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How to get involved: 🌐 Website: freecodefund.xyz 🐦 Follow: @freecodexyz and founder @paoloanzn 💻 GitHub + Discord links are on the official site If you’re a developer — start shipping code. If you’re an investor — do your own research and evaluate the long-term thesis.
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This is still very early. Most people will discover it after it has already grown. Those who understand the problem (underfunded open source) and the solution (on-chain verified funding) have the chance to be early. We fund code. Not charts. 💻🛠️💰
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Stop overpaying for AI inference. Surplus Intelligence just built the open P2P marketplace where you can: • Sell your surplus compute and actually make money • Buy Claude, GPT-level inference at a discount Same models. Lower prices. Automatic routing to the cheapest provider. On Base. Inference was the bottleneck. Now it’s a free market. The AI economy just got its stock exchange. 🤖💰 surplusintelligence.ai Who’s buying or selling compute? 👇 #AI #Crypto #Base #Inference
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Dolzyn🔮🔮 retweeted
It's time to revisit @AskSurplus The marketplace that lets you sell your extra AI credits: Chatgpt, Claude, you name it. Just like selling your extra meal swipes at college, but online, automated, and for AI subscriptions. Here's how far we've come in a week🔽
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hot take: im bullish on the please bro
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