BREAKING NEWS 🇳🇬
FXNG HAS OPENED A SPECIAL CASE.
CASE FILE:
#DINANCY001
DEFENDANT:
@dinancyofficial
CHARGE: Being born on Nigeria's Independence Day and somehow making the day about herself. 🇳🇬
After yesterday's announcement, FXNG Intelligence has uncovered MORE evidence.
The defendant is accused of:
- Stealing the spotlight from Nigeria
- Causing excessive birthday engagement
- Being dangerously active in FXNG
- Disturbing traders with positive energy
- Celebrating TWO occasions on the same day
- Refusing to have an ordinary birthday
BUT HERE'S THE PROBLEM…
The FXNG community has been summoned tonight to determine her fate. ⚖️
🕗 TONIGHT - 8PM WAT
🎙️ THE PEOPLE VS
@dinancyofficial
We will hear the evidence.
We will hear from the witnesses.
We will hear from the defendant.
And the FXNG community will deliver the verdict. 🔥
YOUR ASSIGNMENT BEFORE COURT OPENS:
👇 Reply with ONE funny “charge” against
@dinancyofficial.
Make it creative.
Make it personal.
BUT KEEP IT LOVEABLE. ❤️
Quote this post and summon another FXNG citizen to court. 👨⚖️
Tonight, we celebrate her. 🎂🇳🇬
Happy Birthday,
@dinancyofficial! ❤️
COURT OPENS AT 8PM. 🚨