Remember to treat your body like a data center. Consume as much literature and water as possible.

Aug 11, 2026 · 2:50 PM UTC

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Replying to @dougboneparth
"Your body is a datacenterrr" - John Mayer
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Classic song.
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Also, make a constant low humming sound.
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He's literally buzzing!
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*clean water
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That’s extra.
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instructions unclear, bought more RAM
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Where are you going to stick it?!
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This is a good tweet
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banger 😂
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Lowkey the best performance hack is feeding your system properly
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Love this comparison. We spend so much time upgrading our devices, but forget the most important one: ourselves.
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Wanna update your firmware? Go to the gym!
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Took your advice and now my wife calls my intelligence artificial and I need to be better about admitting my mistakes.
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We should also suck all the electric from the neighborhood so the power company says demand is so high that all of our rates need to increase?
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You might be taking the subtle too far, Bob!
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Water is recycled though, not sure if you want that. 🤷‍♀️
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Don't tell me what to do.
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Replying to @dougboneparth
Water? Water is used to cool off the GPUs which generate heat because they are powered by electricity which is produced from a power plant. Nuclear, coal, renewable, or limited resource like oil. AI is going to consume all our natural resources.
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Cool it, nerd.

ALT Homer Simpson Nerd GIF

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What’s your daily maintenance routine?
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Circuit training, cross fit, and a little pilates.
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Surely this counts
Day 27 of posting $TENDIES till we flip the price of a chicken tender
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Your brain is the server. Books are the data. Sleep is the maintenance window.
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Best tweet of the week 🏆
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Now this is some solid advice 😎
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