Serendipitous carnivore 🥩 trying to navigate my second awakening.

Maumee, OH
Looking forward to bricking every ASIC in existence. PoW change activate!
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If anyone is curious how SeedSigner turns dice rolls into a seed phrase I built an interactive explainer. hfuhruhurr.github.io/seedsig…
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Replying to @start9labs
@start9labs Would love to invoke some of that lifetime support...tried to upgrade from 0.4.0-beta.7 but that only lead to an unresponsive state. After multiple failed clicking the "Restart" button I decided to power down and back up. Now, I can't even log in. Wtf?
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Scratch that...apparently one has to wait an inordinate amount of time before one can log back in after a power cycle. I'm good.
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Fuck you, @X. And you, @Support. And you, @elonmusk. And you, @nikitabier. This is the very first thing that greeted me today on my first visit to your site. 7 times in 8 days. GET YO HEAD OUT OF YO ASSES!!! Or...I'm a reasonable HUMAN...inform me how to avoid such shenanigans. As the only option I see is to not to use your site.
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Oh, really??? I've only been using the site since 2007. Why won't you fix this shit, @X @Support @elonmusk @nikitabier ?
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Mother fucker...4th day in a row. Hey, shitbags, I am indeed a human. You can stop fucking making me click shit. @X @elonmusk @nikitabier @Support
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WHAT IN THE FUCKING FUCK, @X?!!!! Third day in a row. This happens when I am *reading* posts, not making 'em. And you want me to use X Money? Okay. @elonmusk @nikitabier
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What the fuck, @X?!!!! Again?!!! Get yo shit together.
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Anyone else get a random "are you human?" check, have your account locked for a split second, and then X behaves as if your account is brand new? "attaboy. way to like that post. that'll make your timeline better." What the hell, @X ?
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Quinn Simmons just became my favorite cyclist. He's leading the breakaway going over 23mph up a 5% grade in the middle of the road, notices a fan waving Old Glory, veers towards him and gives him a high-five. Pro cycling is the only sport with this intimate of access to the athletes. Highly recommend seeing a race in person. Bring your bike. You'll thank me.
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Man, England just can't stop losing big battles on American soil.
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Milestone achieved: I got blocked by someone (@L0RINC). Not just anyone but someone who: 1) I never knew existed until this 1 interaction, 2) I never directly addressed, 3) I never mentioned, 4) is illiterate at making charts. If you label the vertical axis as "Pruned IBD time" then the English speaking world will assume the chart is about pruned IBDs. Not this genius. Apparently, "pruned" means "pruned and not pruned" to this wonder. He comments then immediately blocks me. That's some extremely small dick energy there. Brava, Karen. Brava. I look forward to your next "awesome" improvement in another 2.5 years.
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Uh, what's up with @Braiins? No one is renting (8.8% Utilization) yet the min price is 50,233 sats/PH/s??? Sub 47,000 PH/s rental was abundant for weeks until about an hour ago. Usually price spikes are accompanied by utilization spikes. Not this one.
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Nm...it's a market ramification from the difficulty adjustment (which decreased by ~10%). Still seems weird to front run demand on the pricing.
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This is some Grade A nonsense, @Braiins. Dozens of successful deposits from Strike to you and this one, all of a sudden, gets flagged???
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The kink in the rental armor:
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Doug Devine retweeted
BREAKING: SQUARE TO AUTO-ENABLE BITCOIN PAYMENTS FOR MILLIONS OF SELLERS Square will auto-enable Bitcoin payments for all eligible sellers starting March 30, 2026, according to an updated Terms of Service notice sent to users. The change means millions of businesses using Square could soon begin accepting Bitcoin by default, rather than opting in manually. The rollout is part of Block’s broader push to integrate Bitcoin payments across its ecosystem, leveraging the Lightning Network for fast, low-cost transactions. Sellers will still have the option to disable the feature or automatically convert Bitcoin to USD at the point of sale. With Square powering millions of merchants globally, this marks a major step toward making Bitcoin a standard payment method in everyday commerce.
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Watching Mr. Tabs play all of Izzy's parts to every song on Appetite for Destruction straight through is pretty awe-inspiring. I am now firmly in the "Izzy is under-rated" camp. What a f'n album!
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I can only catch so many knives. But I'm loving the opportunity!
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I choose BIP-110. Renton would be proud.
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