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Ezemuo you need to update your vocabulary on X
OS = Olosho
White snow ball - Fufu
Cheese soup - Egusi.
Micheal faraday - Charging vendor
Umbrella Academy= Jehovah Witness
Tony Stark HQ= iron condemn
Ancestor Buffet= Sacrifice
Fortune Site= Sporty, Bet9ja
Floating Berries = Groundnut
Dorathki Rider =Bike Man
Crusted Smoked Protein = Suya
Dr. Strange = Bablawo
Hair Surgeon - Barber
School portal - Porn site.
Night king - Tinubu
Vin Diesel - Uber/Bolt
Vibranium - Metal scrap
Hybrid Zobo - Skoochies
Pharmaceutical socks - Condom
Casterly Rock - Lekki
Underground juice - Fuel
Online Church program - Chudai
Glucose Guardian - Sugar Daddy
Underground juice - Petrol
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Everyone has different grace & luck.
I graduated in 2014. Since then, I've never applied for any job. Not once.
And no, I wasn't born into wealth.
I just found my lane early; Agribusiness. From production to processing to distribution. All of it. I became the job I was supposed to be applying for.
Some people have submitted 500 CVs and still struggling. That's not because they are less, it's just different lanes, different timing, different grace.
Stop comparing your chapter 2 to someone else's chapter 10. Your path may not need an application letter. It may need you to plant something, literally and figuratively.
Job hunting will teach you humility. You’ll submit applications nobody acknowledges, attend interviews that lead nowhere, and still wake up the next morning to try again.
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This age-long harassment still happening is baffling. A person can choose to or not to join a trade union, association etc. S. (40) 1999 constitution.
Comparing this with lawyers and joining the NBA, law practice and regulation in Nigeria is backed by LPA and RPC. That is different.
To the victim and other people going through such, sue them, enforce your fundamental rights, get your damages. They will pay. They are merely ignorant of the law and that’s never an excuse!!!
Tailor Association Members came to raid her shop because she refused to join their meeting. This is crazy! 💔💔
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Son went gaga when Harry Kane was announced the Ballon d'Or winner. ❤️
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Generator fumes may kill many during this heat period. Here's how to avoid unnecessary death
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When you keep helping without boundary, you stop being a helper in their eyes and you become an obligation. They start to expect it.
The day you say "I no fit this time", you become the villain, even though you've helped 99 times before.
Especially with people close to you. It's not that they are wicked from the start, it's just human nature. Unchecked help breeds entitlement.
Most times, If you keep helping people close to you without limits, Sooner or later they will become your enemy.
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It's because rats have become smarter. Because indocid causes intense abdominal pain and sickness within a few hours of ingestion, rats frequently develop bait shyness. This means they associate the food with the pain and stop before eating a lethal dose. They also warn other rats in the colony to stay away from the bait.
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80% of married Nigeria men that traveled in the 80s without their family does this.
Some still do it
There are so many Nigerian men who are also married to oyinbo women to the knowledge and consent of their wives just to have papers to stay. After they get their papers, they will divorce the oyinbo women and bring in their wives and children. Some even go as far as doing a divorce with their partners just to show that they are not married.
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There are so many Nigerian men who are also married to oyinbo women to the knowledge and consent of their wives just to have papers to stay. After they get their papers, they will divorce the oyinbo women and bring in their wives and children. Some even go as far as doing a divorce with their partners just to show that they are not married.
Some stories you hear are weird!
A man has been in America for over 16 years and can’t return to Nigeria 🇳🇬 because of his immigration status. He left behind a wife and 2 kids.
Since he couldn’t bring his wife over, he gave her permission to have a boyfriend. But this man had CONDITIONS o!
The boyfriend MUST be married, and whenever his wife finds someone, she has to let him speak with the person first.
The maddest part? Whenever he calls his wife and the other man is around, the man picks the call, and they both talk like old friends!
I have never heard of this kind of arrangement before.
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Drugs have different effects on differ animals due to the different mechanisms of actions and weight.
Dichlophenac is a pain drug for humans but it kills vultures.
Paracetamol is a drug for humans but it kills cat
Humans take alcohol but it is poisonous and deadly to dogs.
Humans take kolanut, coffee and other caffeine containing foods but it is deadly to dogs.
Back to indocid. It causes painful ulcer and intestinal bleeding in rats. It has the same effects on humans but we are very big, compared to rats. That's why we don't feel it. A human would have to swallow 50 to 300 indocid capsules at once to start feeling what rats feel.
There was this medication called Indocid that we used to buy from chemists growing up. For some reason, it was also commonly used to kill rats.
As a child, I could never understand how a drug meant for humans could also be used to kill rats.
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Oluko. How come indocid doesn't work on rat anymore? Is it that the rats are now immune to it or are we buying counterfeit indocids?
Drugs have different effects on differ animals due to the different mechanisms of actions and weight.
Dichlophenac is a pain drug for humans but it kills vultures.
Paracetamol is a drug for humans but it kills cat
Humans take alcohol but it is poisonous and deadly to dogs.
Humans take kolanut, coffee and other caffeine containing foods but it is deadly to dogs.
Back to indocid. It causes painful ulcer and intestinal bleeding in rats. It has the same effects on humans but we are very big, compared to rats. That's why we don't feel it. A human would have to swallow 50 to 300 indocid capsules at once to start feeling what rats feel.
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