Surprisingly only came out with a headache according to the doctors. but honestly if you get to know me for more than like 5 seconds I think that shit impacted me a little more than just a headache
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Turned 18 mid charlie brown rewatch and the adult voices switched from wah wah to intelligible words it was crazy bro also the stuff they are saying is foul no wonder it had an age requirement
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me: want a beer
buddy: what do you have
[my dumb ass son gart who was asexually reproduced via budding falls off of my shoulder and plops on the ground, quickly growing a mouth] bah
me: got a fridge full of bud lite
buddy: alright i'll have one
gart: bah
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my uncle and I killed the tickle monster on a camping trip in ‘07. Shot him right between the eyes, sumbitch is mounted on the mantle over the fire. Can still see the fear in his eyes and everything. Taxidermist went mad after making it, said he’d never touch hide nor hair again.