I’ve deposited ~41k into crypto over the last 18 months most of it coming from a 20k amex personal loan, interest free credit cards, and contributing 0 into my 401k Started out trading forex June 2023 waking up 3am everyday b4 work to trade london session, was apart of the first meme coin wave in December 2023 w/ no clue wtf i was doing, one the first coins i bought $Hemule (vitaliks cat) held for 2 months and sold deadass 2 days before it did a legitimate 80x Spent a year brainwashed in an eth memecoin $OPCAT (satoshis cat) during the most spastic bull market for memes with a cult leader scammer dev who later flew me and my old roommate from college out to Cyprus for 10 days in a villa for a “core team” meetup, also got us to invest into the seed round of this “huge” desci utility coin called muhdo (check the chart💀) Was up 5 figs multiple times throughout all this on a few other memes and roundtripped every single time without fail, fuck the screenshot curse Finally started trading, instead of just holding on the same day that $Trump launched and i was in the bullshit $Ecash b4 they paid the dex on Trump with our banner😹😹 @MarcellxMarcell Burned thru ~20k over the next 2 weeks trading in my bonk bot, looking back still had no clue what I was doing💀all the money was from selling my vested Muhdo coins (while they were still worth anything) and the scraps of my $OPCAT Made what i thought would be my last deposit, mid February for 2.5k and started actually scanning/trenching fr and doing wht i should’ve done all of last year After 3 months of fluctuating between 0-30 sol constantly, so much fucked shit and retarded monkey decisions, I finally blew my port to zero earlier this week Strongly believe everything has happened for a reason, Dimitri has sharpened his diamond balls given from allah himself This is my last deposit, 8 sol and I will turn this into 525+ sol by the end of June 525 sol Dimitri quits his bullshit investment consultant job and goes on the destined run to 8 figs inshallah

can’t believe i’m being outperformed by a balding course seller scammer this one trade could’ve paid off all my debt that’s been weighing me down and messing with my emotions while trading

dimitri spotted!

does anyone wanna create a loanfolio paid coin for dimitri while they’re at it😭😭

these guys might genuinely be the two biggest losers ever

so many of these ai coins are sending up only and i’m sidelined on all them😭

i was boutta go for a run but i can’t find my headphones anywhere in my apartment it’s like they vanished must mean im boutta catch a runner😹

snowball tek in late 2026😭😭 will never forget about the 2025 christmas day snowball massacre

hunting for the coin that justifies me using this picture again🧟‍♀️😭

simpler times

when you wake up from your slumber @_logjam i’ve found the pump paired coin you’ve been hunting for like a lion with his prey who won’t give up🧟‍♀️ think it’s simple and perfect for lotta reasons i’m sure u can piece together 🫡 3EDzSJKb4aAYYPt3nUHj8SELUMtMBWB8Lvnw2eb8pump

nail in the coffin man can’t even pick the song i wanna listen to😭😭

this made me day better😭😭

.3 sol and a dream

1 sol and a dream

i almost can’t believe that since using fomo as my main wallet since january my biggest realized win has only been 1.5k and i sold chudhouse early fumbling 40k with the literal ungodly amount of time/energy i’ve put into this space it’s kinda mindblowing just to myself really

feel so much better after selling my shitty stock pair coin even tho i took a fat loss😭 feel like people are tired of them gonna be looking for the next big meme runner think we’re gonna see one soon also think that shit with the stonk rape wallet is gonna cause eco issues

i’m actually about to make the most generational comeback ever even if this is probably the most fucked shit has ever looked for me it’s actually insane but that’s also when things turn around super fast never giving up

Notice how all of these are multi millions while Lmeow is larping sub 500k There will be a 10m+ ETH pair on Stonk and it blows my mind that it hasn’t happened yet honestly😹😹😹 Slowly then all at once

idk how you could get more delusional than a loanfolio😹😹

Slowly then all at once Lmeow is an 8 figure cat and i will work my fucking ass off to make that a reality