we have a ridiculous announcement. we're giving away a real lambo.
to win: play coqpot bonanza.
the top 10 players by volume after 30 days will be entered into a random draw. one of them gets the luxury sports car. no strings, just spin.
in a perfect world i tell my therapist i spin slot machines for their jackpots on dremes every day and she looks at me understandingly and says “sounds like you found inner peace” and we quit therapy