President of @Harvard, prodigious fundraiser, pioneer of adult bowlcuts. Perpetually unsatisfied with 'student' 'journalists' at @TheCrimson.
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The "M." in "Evelynn M. Hammonds" stands for "Mephistopheles." #DrewFacts
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Eternally thankful for: Larry Summers' sexism; Primal Scream; and the FDO for letting only the meekest of freshmen live in Mass Hall.
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As a bonus, we'll throw in one (1) endowed deanship and/or department chair. #BlackFridayDeals
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This Black Friday only: Buy any Harvard school for half the price!
Dentistry? Design School? Divinity? Buy one, get one free!
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This Thanksgiving, I'm thankful for the legions of student activists that have graduated and are no longer in my hair.
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Yale's anticipation on the night before the Game is cute, evocative of high school Yalies waiting hopefully before their Harvard rejections.
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If I see another UC/you-see pun, I'm canceling the campaign and putting Evelyenn Hammonds in charge.
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Many things on campus are dark now: November nights, Greg Mankiw's views of poor people, the fate of Martha Coakley's candidacy.
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Since Scott Brown's out of a job, though, he's welcome to run Faculty of Arts & Sciences meetings for me any time. thecrimson.com/article/2014/…
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In other news, I'm pleased to announce the unveiling of the Faust/Mephistopheles 2016 ticket. #PresidentDrew #GoetheTheVote
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If Scott Brown tries to run for President of Harvard next, I'm going to be so pissed. #Election2014
No is right!!
RT @thecrimson No. of SEAS concentrators surpasses arts & humanities concentrators for first time, says FAS annual report.
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.@LeoStraussQuote He would probably prefer you say man-brutality and man-charm, to be honest.
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Drew Gilpin Faustus retweeted
@drewfaustus I once described Harvey Mansfield's manner as a curious mixture of brutality and charm.(He was present).
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