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Degen CPA retweeted
They look like each type of transgender
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having spot equities on hyperliquid is amazing
finally a way to diversify a bit outside crypto
equities in portfolio margin will be huge
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The cartel never has any openings on LinkedIn. That’s because they treat their employees well and they stick around.
Crazy Mexican drug dealers treat their employees better than Johnson&Johnson and Deloitte.
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If your girl:
- remembers everything
- consumes lots of water
- causes lots of drama
That’s not your girl, it’s a data center
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We can buy / sell stocks pre-ipo now which is peak American ingenuity.
JUST IN: $OURA Pre-IPO perpetual currently implies an $18B valuation
ALT Liquid OURA pre-IPO perpetual 15-minute chart showing a price near $51.26.
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I just ran into @lyssssnicole at the bar.
She is forcefully showing me her bets on @ToshiBet and will not let me steer the conversation in any other direction.
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toshi.bet/r/degencpa <- sign up and get 200% bonus on your first deposit! (Use code DEGENCPA and help me fund my drugs and alcohol consumption while staying unemployed)
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The biggest lie in fintech has been the “all-in-one” platform.
We lied too, but today we’re fixing that.
Introducing Payment Processing on Slash, powered by @whop
You can finally take card payments on invoices through Slash or use our SDK to add checkout to your own product.
Now the money that comes in lives where you already hold, spend, and keep the books, giving you operational simplicity and efficiency so you can focus on the needle moving parts of your business.*
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If you get caught jerking off and you stop, it’s embarrassing for you, but if you keep going, it becomes embarrassing for them.
That’s what posting on twitter is like. If you keep going long enough, everyone who hated looks foolish.
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A Red Bull Vodka has 0.2g of protein, so if you drink 100 of them youll hit 20gs of protein. Pretty decent if you ask me.
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