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@dril

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Joined September 2008
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you dont wanna see me get Bad
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people ask me if i listen to bieber and i smile simply and say simply yes. Then I show them this and they lose their fucking shit
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a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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Replying to @its_mizuko_
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this is my main bull shit
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just got an app on my motorola razr that does the Howie Scream when ever my fingers or my toes or my penis is bitten by dogs
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It's Little Tiny Ass Dick Month. If you celebrate, you probably got a stupid ass nasty little dick. Go fuck your self
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Its Fucking mueller time
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Jeans Israel
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just checking my dms on this failed and dead web site
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every one please vote for me to be the next james bond and if you are in line stay in line
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getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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@MDogGeist I absolutely support the United States-allied nation of Israel. I do not own a sodastream, as my preferred brand is Dr. Pepper.
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this wall art company keeps emailing me about doing some sort of collab and the top 4 featured could not possibly be any more good
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fantasizing about dealing w/ a loud dog; like by turning on a giant fan that blows all the hair off its body. or doing havana syndrome to it
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beloved robot PeePee 2.0 is slain by a car in the new star wars movie—And no; they cant make another one because its soul would be different
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why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....
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Michigan is force feeding every Gramp in town with Golden Pours topped with Frosty White Suds. This is how it fucks us. Thread
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These frenzied codgers are jacking off—and they're jacking off Hard. They ask the nurses for head & pretend to be confused when they get mad
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They are not pooping on schedule. This must end
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