not the best, just better than you

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there are about 3.6 million calories in a mammoth, or roughly 2,000 human days worth of calories in one mammoth
i love grocery shopping in person so much. my ancient ancestors probably never saw this many calories cumulatively in their lifetime. i feel like a god.
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in 1995, Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chrétien and his wife had to use a statue of a loon to fight off an assassin in their bedroom by themselves for seven minutes because the RCMP officer standing guard at their front door had forgotten his keys to their house
What's your favorite political scandal?
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opening day mulie hanging, never got it done first morning before another year of really good spaghetti
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warning: picture below
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she's 1/4 native, 1/4 chinese and half jewish it's all just larping
NDP MP Leah Gazan is demanding Carney’s Liberals adopt her bill criminalizing residential school denialism “We’re not talking about freedom of speech. We’re talking about the incitement of hate.”
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Canada's post-COVID migration surge was so insane that at the beginning of 2025, one in every 16 people in the country hadn't been here more than three years.
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druid retweeted
my latest for @quillette, adapted from a speech I was asked to give at U Wyoming, on roots of our unmarked-graves social panic Causes listed: (1) Ignorance of GPR (2) Performative elxn-year penitence by Trudeau & @MarcMillerVM (3) herd instinct of journos quillette.com/2026/09/30/can…
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when I said I wanted to work with models this is not what I meant
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always be very specific when a genie offers to grant you 3 wishes
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commenting on every NDP post I see to keep the ratio up
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🚨BREAKING: Sikh restaurant owner arrested for not selling halal meat. Last night Muslims surrounded the business, issuing death and rape threats because it would not serve halal food Today, the man protecting his family was the one arrested. London has fallen.
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Lot of Gen Z aren't racist they just hate third world behavior aka acting like a cracked out homeless man. This goes beyond racial boundaries, there are white people who have third world behavior and there are black people who act with dignity and morality.
The most racist people on the internet after seeing a liberal woman and her jewish lawyer try to ruin the life of an innocent Haitian father:
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Replying to @mattyglesias
Democratic staffers be like
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I thought this was about Boebert and lizard was a poorly chosen euphemism
Replying to @mattyglesias
Your job is to help your boss server her constituents and win elections, and if she needs help with her lizard then you help her with her lizard. I don’t understand the conception of a workplace in which you’d leak to the press about this like it’s a scandal.
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JUST IN: Lindsay Clancy holdout juror reveals “everybody had their phone on them” during deliberations & some jurors were posting on social media.
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Devastating ☺️
Latest BC Angus Reid Poll modelled out 🔵CON: 65 seats (+21) 🟠NDP: 27 seats (-20) 🟢GRN: 1 seats (-1) 🔵Conservative Majority Government (+/- change from 2024 BC election) Feel free to ask for any ridings
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druid retweeted
Ancient and beautiful amber pendants worn by hunter-gatherers during the Danish Mesolithic some 10,000 years ago! 📷 by me #Archaeology
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now can they just go 4 weeks without fucking themselves
#BREAKING: BC Conservatives lead NDP 43% to 35% after snap election call
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new R Kelly song just dropped
🇺🇸 In Miami, two inmates on murder charges who never met face-to-face had a baby through an AIR DUCT. Daisy (29) and Joan (23) fell in love via the vent between floors. He wrapped his semen in plastic, tied it to a rope made of torn bedsheets, and lowered it down. She pulled it up and self-inseminated with a store-bought applicator. In 2024, she gave birth to a baby girl with DNA confirming it’s their child. The jail is currently investigation this shocking security lapse.
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