I have two buttholes and my legs are questionable AT BEST. I like wrestling and cats and cars and knives and cameras instagram.com/drunkontacos/
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Campaign promises should be enforced by law.
Broken campaign promises should be immediately tried as treason.
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Went to Taco Bell and didn’t round up for children’s charity. That’s for the Alamo, motherfuckers.
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Holy FUCK!!!!!
So, my personal backup drive is a 6tb external 2.5hdd. About 9 months ago I picked up a second identical drive(except in a different color) so I could clone it to keep in my laptop bag(which stays in my edc backpack). About 6 months ago, the original drive died. Windows desktop couldn’t see it. Windows laptop couldn’t see it. Windows ROG Ally couldn’t see it. Linux laptop couldn’t see it. I wrote it off and tossed it in a drawer for parts in the off chance I need them. This morning, I came across it and realized I hadn’t tried plugging it into my MacBook Neo.
My MacBook Neo can see this drive! Even better, I could browse the files on it! Even BETTER better, I was able to wipe it and reformat the drive into an HFS+ drive, which took a while(not surprising considering how old of a format that is, and how large this drive is), I’m now once again copying all my files to it from my now-primary drive! It isn’t going very fast, but, considering the port availability on my MacBook Neo and the fact that I’m using a $15 hub to connect both drives AND keep the thing charged at the same time, I can’t complain too much. Once this first batch of files is done copying over in about 2 hours, I’ll be able to test the drive to make sure it can properly read at usable speeds.
I’m only moving 158gb for the test, and it’s going to take 2 hours, so I’m not looking forward to moving the other 5000gb…
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I thought he said they gave his pregnant wife magnesium citrate…
I mean, that’s one way to make sure something comes out, but it probably isn’t what they want to come out.
Wife was having contractions five minutes apart or less on Wednesday night, so they moved her into a delivery suite.
Doctors gave her a magnesium sulphate IV, which postponed regular contractions until today. They're back to being regular and intense in the last two hours.
She's healthy, and so are the girls. They reach 34 weeks tomorrow. Their heartrates are so similar, the machine alarm keeps going off because it thinks it's measuring the same one twice.
She's had steroid injections to ensure their lungs are strong enough to breathe unassisted if they're delivered in the next day or two.
Hospital has said they would risk sending her home on antibiotics, despite waters being broken, if contractions disappear — but they haven't, so it's likely the twins are delivered over the weekend.
Sorry for the absence of updates. I've been sleeping in the hospital chairs for the last two nights, and doing supply runs to the shop for snacks, or back home for clean clothes. Everyone's kind words have been appreciated.
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More like YBG Bulletresistant
🚨 BREAKING: Rap artist YBG Bulletproof reportedly shot and killed outside Chicago gas station
Community note
No Chicago rapper named YBG Bulletproof was shot and killed. The claim is false; the photo is from an unrelated 2019 incident.
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Amen!
There is only One True, Living God.
Take heart! Jesus Christ reigns.
Have a glorious day!
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DAMMIT!
Sitting in Taco Bell doing a RP Nova DMG button swap on my AYN Thor and getting some food in me before I head to work for the night. Just finished the button swap and got up to refill my Baja Blast Zero, and I got hit by the smell of absolute rank SHIT. Start panicking, and rush to the bathroom to see how bad of a bag failure I’m dealing with.
No bag failure. There was a dude at the counter that smell so bad I thought my colostomy bag’s seal had failed and I was covered in shit.
Did this dude literally shit himself standing there???
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Republicans: "Vote for us!"
Young White guys on election day:
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If I could just have one weekend where everything doesn’t literally and figuratively go to shit, that would be nice.
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