Tell Cersei, I want her to know it was me // ✨your favorite nepo friend✨

just went to Cracker Barrel for the first time, had a spiktacular time
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what a time !
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real gooners are still able to cum on an SSRI
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Smash tho
The 49ers now have seen six defensive linemen go down in the past two weeks: 🏈Nick Bosa (calf; expected to miss at least a few weeks) 🏈Alfred Collins (torn patellar tendon, season-ending) 🏈Sam Okuayinonu (broken foot) 🏈James Thompson Jr. (high-ankle sprain) 🏈Romello Height (broken hand) 🏈C.J. West (bone chip in knee) Mykel Williams also is still on PUP from his ACL last season.
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I want someone to love me like @yonderwizzerd loves his chicken thighs
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tô assistindo a hipótese do amor 🥹
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It’s KFC day (Kim Fuckin Congdon) @kimberlycongdon 🎂
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Grow up ? I literally am as we speak
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quando estou triste e meu pet percebe:
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Imagine falling in love with someone and then realizing they comment on random people’s posts hating on them … embarrassing
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these places are evil
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Feeling like a sex doll sucks fr
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Whoever invented hot dog eating competitions was the first fatmaxxer
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my anger and pettiness so big towards u John Wick couldn’t even avenge you
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RT @digitalheart777: i’m disposable to every single person i’ve ever cared about
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3 am in ATX poem by me
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Being suicidal knowing you’ll never kill yourself is like Ok now what
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One time my friend was like “try my hot sauce” it was the bomb sauce from hot ones. Were not friends anymore
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I did NOT have sexual relations EVER
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Replying to @americandracul
Fat white girl. What happened was my hot popular guy friend would call her hot and flirt with her and she would get laid based on association to men being obsessed with him but turns out he was gay the whole time, and anyway, psychology / sociology is fun
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