do you feel it anon?
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This is a story of manifestation ✨ I met many of you at accelerate new york last year and if you remember I was the girl looking into debugging solana programs. Fast forward to today, almost a week before accelerate miami, we have it! And once againnnnn, I did nothing @Zensen977 did everything lol now bidhan make me a million dollars tomorrow make no mistake
Rust source-level debugger for Solana programs inspect variables, set breakpoints, step into/over functions, etc. coming soon™️to @blueshift sbpf (which already has an assembly debugger btw) here's what stepping through a Pinocchio vault program looks like:
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I can't explain it but I've been laughing at this for the past 10 minutes
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if u get flagged for possible cybersecurity risk try rephrasing ur request
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th funniest part is it sint even security erlated i just want it to debug different behaviro btwn test harneses
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openai is so fuckin annoying they saw anthropic got tons of good press and govt handjobs from bein all "oooo our model so dangerous!!" so sama is liek "wtf we need to tell ppl our model is dangerous too!!" fuck off and put te code in the bag dude
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honestly rly funni ting to say. like "o fuck ur right!! i forgot tod o that!!!"
JUST IN: Singapore urges banks to “plug their cybersecurity holes” in preparation for Claude Mythos.
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no its ai. im from the future and next cycle narratiev aside is agentic commerce. x409 everyhting. its programmed. also ai mfers are EXACTLy like us theyre messianic theyre eating glass theyre *literally* writing posts abt tokenomics for their own version of tokens!!!
instead of ai, I expect more crypto ppl to actually go into biotech/longevity the only field I've seen with similar amounts of complete brain damage, unemployment, and out-of-control scamming for fake solutions to imaginary problems
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ACHTUNG: if your dapp interacts w the single validator stake pool program, you MUST upgrade to rust bindings >= v3.0.1 and/or js bindings >= v2.0.0. you should also review most recent release or dm me bc all the math for pool value, token value etc is changing!!!
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the reason for all this is...... we will soon allow LIQUID SOL DEPOSITS into svsp pools!!! wow thats so exciting!!! the driving motivation is that the 1sol minimum stake delegation will be live on mainnet soon so we always wanted to provide this as an alternative
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but the other motivation is my mercurcial and fanciful whims and desires so pls update your programs and tooling bc if i break your dapp when i do this you will be sad and it may b small consolation and possibly even a great burden on your heart when i am even sadder!!!! tyfyattm

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at anza technology inc ltd thsi is the level of stake related goods and services we endeavor to bring u
theyre calling the bpf stake program the most tested program of all time. they said theyve never seen anything like it. when they looked at the ebpf bytecode they said it wasnt isa, it was usa
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simd83 is once again staged for activation in the next epoch on testnet. my promise 2 you it will eb on mainnet soon. if a meteor thretens the earth b4 simd83 is activei will go up like bruce willis in armageddon and blow it up
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thsi fuckin feature gate issue was open 1 year 3 mos which is NOT a record im landing 1 sol minimum delegation in a few months thatl be a record i tink
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its gona be ok bros rmember dis is him waking up from grinding in th zone makin a fuckton of money and fixing his life forevr
Realizing that “just learn to code” was the worst advice that we straddled an entire generation with
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im hana

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German Chancellor Merz: "I want real names on the internet. I want to know who is speaking."
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simd83 is once again staged for activation in the next epoch on testnet. my promise 2 you it will eb on mainnet soon. if a meteor thretens the earth b4 simd83 is activei will go up like bruce willis in armageddon and blow it up
Validators: SIMD-0083, which removes the constraint that entries cannot contain conflicting transactions, is next up for testnet activation at epoch 873. This feature requires at least Agave v2.3.0 and FD v0.709.30000.
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iif the meteor comes after simd83 you gusy are on your own tho
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