Vincent
@dvb_eck

Cutting-edge shitposts

Joined April 2026
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Vincent
@dvb_eck
Sep 22
Women will complain that men struggle to find their G spot only to jerk you off like they’re washing a cucumber
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This does not look like a real place
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In Europe, you can just stumble upon a random medieval castle in the middle of a city.
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In Europe, peanut butter is actually real peanut butter.
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US peanut butter must contain ≥90% peanuts (FDA). Pure versions that separate like the video are widely available. Europe has no min. peanut % standard, though many brands are ~100% peanuts. law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/21/16… fda.gov/about-fda/hist…
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Not realizing this is bait is a sign of low IQ btw
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Arrived in Belgium for our weekend getaway with everyone hating me over a peanut butter post lmfao
Vincent
@dvb_eck
Sep 24
In Europe, peanut butter is actually real peanut butter.
Community note
US peanut butter must contain ≥90% peanuts (FDA). Pure versions that separate like the video are widely available. Europe has no min. peanut % standard, though many brands are ~100% peanuts. law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/21/16… fda.gov/about-fda/hist…
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Little roadside McDonald’s
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Can’t wait to go on a three hour road trip in my EV so I can constantly worry about range and battery usage
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One of Europe’s main benefits is that you can take a weekend trip to another country by car and it’s at most a three hour drive. We’re dropping our dog off at my mom’s and heading to Belgium.
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Dropping something & giving it a soft landing using your foot is peak manhood
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Sometimes it's nice to say fuck it to your protein goals and just eat like a regular person for a day
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Would you still love me if I was a peanut butter jelly banana sandwich?
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My wife once signed me up for a trial pack of adult diapers under the name “Vincent Pissboy” which was a very awkward package to receive at home
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Everyone should get super AI You attack me with yours? No way José Huge mistake Mine already blocked your attacks It's deleting your DoorDash account Launched an EMP on your EV Now you can't visit your grandma in the ICU And you're hungry Aw man Sucks to be you rn lmfao Probably shouldn't have attacked me
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I’ve trained my followers to be rude and condescending to me because that’s the only way I can get engagement on the bullshit I post
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That’s one way to start your morning 🫩
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My toilet is my sanctuary. No one can hurt me there.
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Some women really think we suck on dem tiddies for their pleasure 🫵😂
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Why aren’t you rebelling against something?
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Someone said I should post more steak
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Different from the foodslop I normally post
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A fatty could be starving and still have no clue what to do with this because they’ve never seen it before in their life
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