Sommelier, but, like, not in a wanky way. Head Somm at Julie’s Restaurant in West London. Judge at the International Wine Challenge & the Sommelier Wine Awards.

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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
Latest Voting Intention: Burnham begins and Labour close gap on Reform Con 18% (+1) Lab 28% (+8) Lib Dem 10% (-2) Reform 28% (-) SNP 3% (-) Plaid 1% (-) Green 10% (-3) Other 2% (-2) Fieldwork: 17-20 July 2026 (Comparison: 12-15 June) Sample: 2,027 GB adults
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
It’s the honour of my life to be Leader of the Labour Party. I will be a leader for every region and nation in this great country, and this Party will be unashamedly Labour in our priorities and in the decisions we take. Together, we will set Britain on a new path.
Congratulations to @andyburnham, the new Leader of the Labour Party!
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
Tell you what it must have been class if Peter Murrell got your name in the SNP secret Santa
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RT @jhendy_10: The UK working time directive means you can't be forced to work more than an average of 48 hours a week. Reform's attempts…
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
Westminster Voting Intention [Burnham as Leader]: LAB: 30% (+8) RFM: 27% (-2) CON: 20% (+1) LDM: 11% (-2) GRN: 7% (-4) SNP: 3% (=) Via @Moreincommon_, 15-19 May. Changes w/ Standard VI.
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
Congratulations to @AndyBurnhamGM - Labour’s candidate for Makerfield.
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
Politics isn’t working for places like ours. I will change that. #AndyBurnham #ForUs
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
ANDYGEDDON STARTS NOW
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
For decades, Westminster has overseen the managed decline of towns like mine. We have talked big, then acted small, stuck in a politics of incrementalism that cannot meet the moment. We have lost the trust of those our party was built to serve. It is my unwavering belief that nothing short of urgent, radical, courageous reform will make a difference. That must start with a change in leadership. Today, I am putting the people I represent and the country I love first and will be resigning as MP for Makerfield. I am standing aside so that Andy Burnham can return to his home, fight to re-enter Parliament, and if elected, drive the change our country is crying out for. This has not been an easy decision. This is my family’s home, where only a few weeks ago, doctors and nurses at Wigan Infirmary saved our newborn son’s life. But we all must make choices and in recent days I found myself with a difficult one: defend the status quo or step forward and act. I have made my choice. I am in politics because politics is how you change lives for the better. My party has one last chance to do that: deliver for the people and places I represent, drive economic growth, secure our borders, reform our state and politics, and change a status quo that is not working. That is the fight. I believe Andy is the one to lead it.
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
He’s 300x the man Farage ever be lol
An unpopular Prime Minister who lost a general election is now seen by Starmer as being the saviour. Labour are doomed.
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
BREAKING: The U.S. attacked three Iranian nuclear sites, Trump says, joining Israeli air campaign as Tehran promises to retaliate. apnews.com/article/israel-ir…
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
Our commitment to Israel must be absolute and I fully support this attack. Keep wiping out Iranian leadership and the nuclear personnel. We must provide whatever is necessary—military, intelligence, weaponry—to fully back Israel in striking Iran.
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
my neighbor just told me about an alien sighting he had that was just a regular southwest boeing 737 in the sky but he said he could see into the cockpit with binoculars and there was an alien flying it
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
of course our first gay president is evil
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
The funniest thing about this is that in the real world if the bus comes a few minutes late, you text your boss and they’re like “okay no worries”
"You get your homework in, no matter what. You can't say 'the bus was late, that's why I'm late'." 'Britain's strictest headteacher' @Miss_Snuffy lays down the law on 'personal responsibility' at her school for @NickFerrariLBC.
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RT @_matthewlawson: the earth literally stood still when I read this
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
"others would not have survived this brutal winter" is going into my lexicon unfortunately
Karla Sofía Gascón Reflects On Controversy-Filled Oscars Season: "Others Would Not Have Survived This Brutal Winter" deadline.com/2025/03/karla-s…
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Dylan Johnstone-Morris retweeted
this immediately became a load-bearing tweet for me i can't stop saying where's the yummy cheese at
Adrien Brody was reportedly looking for 'yummy cheese' at the Oscars afterparty "Where's the yummy cheese at? " (Source: @DEADLINE )
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facebook is entirely gone lmfao
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