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I’ve tailored my resume so many times I no longer know who I am.
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Due to inflation I'm downgrading from ADHD to AD720p with ads
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These boys have created gc for Ghana. Ok Na #Fooling
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Cl, pushing your p doesn’t always have to be a humiliation ritual. Unless you’re a comedian or something
pushing whatever ur pursuing in naij is a humiliation ritual, because before ppl will catch up ehnn u go weep.
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In order to make a chicken pie, a chicken must kpai.
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Mehn. That boy Drake used to be a RAPPER. Jesus
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Bruh. Too real. Captain America too
If Superman your favorite hero I already know you a bitch ass nigga...
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If Superman your favorite hero I already know you a bitch ass nigga...
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“My unpopular opinion is - BROKE PEOPLE SHOULDN’T HAVE KIDS…” — Ms. DSF
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He who dislikes plantain has no plan to attain -Aristotle
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I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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I’ll be like “I needed that laugh” and it’ll be something I said
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this is our first ever studio shoot after 8 years, we had to go stoopid
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niña bonita
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ANTAG FEST LAGOS. LINK BELOW AND IN BIO DECEMBER 14TH.
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18+ WARNING NSFW 🔞🔞🔞 NO MINORS ALLOWED GRAPHIC WARNING ⚠️ DO NOT READ IF UNDER THE AGE OF 18 . . . boobs
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only one ebola case confirmed and N10bn emergency fund confirmed…so we’re just gonna be watching ts happen yeah?
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Pour moi ça c’est le prime de l’intelligence humaine
Will they ever meet? 🤔👀 Two men are walking around a massive circular water tank, trying to find each other.
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