🪙🪙 Offering my two cents' worth in 280 characters or less. Too slept to be a Democrat, too logical to be GOP, too sarcastic to take seriously.

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This weekend, be prepared for temperatures in the 90s on the beach and even larger crowds than other years because the temperatures will be in the triple digits inland. youtu.be/aklwkXt3eiM?is=Iolo…
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If gasoline reaching the highest price that it has ever been in the history of the United States is crimping your budget, maybe these words of wisdom from our sage President will give you comfort.
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Donald Trump's executive order will have authority everywhere except for the Gulf of Mexico and Lake Ontario.
Trump says he will officially rename AI to "super intelligence"
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They are popping up everywhere. It's very dangerous!
There are MINI MAMDANIs popping up all around the country.   It is a dangerous thing — this is NOT a joke.   We are in a fight RIGHT NOW to save the Republic and EVERY AMERICAN needs to take this seriously.
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🎼 They paved paradise and put up a helipad 🎶
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The Ministry of Truth is live.
IT'S LIVE. 📺🦅 TRUMP TV IS STREAMING NOW. 24/7, updated in real time, with top past moments, announcements, and the latest and greatest from the administration all in one place. Not every big moment has made it on your tv, now it can. 📲 youtube.com/@WhiteHouse
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I don’t think any of us are prepared for how bad it’s going to be this winter.
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Trump is taking his ball and going home.
Trump says he won’t make necessary repairs to the Kennedy Center unless his name is on the building.
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The statuary that President Donald Trump has been erecting and gilding around Washington D.C. during his second term in office is getting out of hand. Prove me wrong.
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I had a wisdom tooth extracted in the early '80s. My oral surgeon told me to swish with saline water for a few days. I figured if saline would aid healing, California Cooler would help even more. In the end, the wound from the tooth extraction healed very quickly.
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Schrodinger's @GOP ─ it exists in a superposition of both intact and broken at the same time until the ballot box is opened.
November 3, 2026
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BREAKING: according to GasBuddy data, the live U.S. national average price of diesel has set a new record: $5.820/gal, surpassing the previous daily $5.819/gal all-time high that occurred June 17, 2022. (9/3/26 3:25pm ET)
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Am I the only one who thinks that the AI boom looks a lot like the .com boom looked around the turn of the century before the bust or am I just the only one old enough to remember it?
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