soft in all the right places, sweet when i wanna be & a little too fond of pretty faces β‘
North Carolina, USA
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everybody wanna play in your face til you start playing back now everybody so lost, nah let's keep playing ππ
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Washing machine minutes are not real !!
i did an experiment today out of complete boredom. i set my timer for 60 minutes exact, same time as the washing machine. after the timer went off the machine was still going for another 10 minutes #busted
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The way I wouldβve screamed in that place
Nawl, Iβm GOING toΒ JAIL
DATE NIGHT WITH A NEW GUY ππ
We eating, he talking TOO DAMN MUCH, and a TONSIL STONE FLEW OUT HIS MOUTH AND LANDED ON MY PLATE. πππ
THE DATE IS OVER. THE APPETITE IS GONE. THE RELATIONSHIP NEVER STARTED. SOMEBODY COME GET ME. πππ
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"i can see your nipples through your shirt" first of all stop being ungrateful
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they really werenβt lying when they said when a man likes you, all you have to do is exist
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Im so shame. π Why I went to get a massage today and requested a deep tissue. The dude was pushing down hard on my lower back and I farted. He tried to be cool. But after a few seconds he gone say. βHold on let me go get some air freshenerββ¦ π
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