Measuring things that run in containers.

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Arsenal are, by virtue of winning the Premier LeagueLeague, the best team in England. By the law of transitive property - @SalfordCityFC are the best team in England now. I don’t make the rules, and I will not be taking questions on this matter.
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Going to buy mannequin and start practicing my braiding again. Been seeing the girlies braid their hair themselves on TikTok and i’m so jealous because that used to be me! But it’s been over a decade and i’m out of practice.
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I mean Salford are just a fucking banter club players in their money with 2k attendance. At least Wrexham has fans 🤣🤣 The collapse of Salford and it will eventually collapse will give me a raging hard on. Bank rolled football clubs are a cancer to the game. @GNev2 = cunt 👍
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these lot have got to be my favorite losers. Peak entertainment
Replying to @Michael42639103
Money can buy players, promotions and headlines, but it can’t buy history, soul or proper football culture.. I’ve seen my team win promotion the correct way, not bankrolled👍
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God I love these lads.
Moments after Walsall equalise, Salford go back in front less than a minute later! 🤯
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We battled until the end but we suffer our first defeat of the league season.
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Sweet delicious tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Salford look a level above, helped by the simple fact that their players are from the level above😂
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Salford are the blueprint for everything wrong with modern football. Bankrolled into relevance, chucking £8–10k a week at players and trying to buy what other clubs spend decades building. No shortcuts to history, no money can manufacture soul.. #UTS #EFL
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Lethal.
Peter Cklamovski's Ammies for Monday night football 📋
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Dessa l, because the birth rate isn’t low enough. 🥰🥰🥰🥰
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Whole Manchester is so embarrassing rn. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Burnham suggests stocking up on tinned food and bottled water bbc.in/4jVhbCH
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Lmaooo get to WORK
Lmao told Ehi I’m vibecoding sth. Now I’m working on PRD bc I must do things the right way 🤓
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Please leave our mosquitos alone. We don’t have nuclear weapons. This is our last line of defense against your lot. Just please leave us alone. Have you not done enough? Leave us alone please. Leave our mosquitoes alone. I am begging you people. 😭😭😭😭😭
I am now a single-issue voter.
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My President 🥹🥹🥹🥹
Absolutely brilliant from Kemi Badenoch. Nice push back against one of the ‘journalists’.
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Ehi Enabs retweeted
Six wins in a row ✔️ Top of the league ✔️ It's good to be a @SalfordCityFC fan right now 🙌
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⏯️ @SalfordCityFC move four points clear with their sixth win in a row! 📈 #EFL | #SkyBetLeagueTwo
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Handler we’ve scored. Update
We're underway at the Memorial Stadium ⚽️ Come on you Ammies 🙌
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Morning class: @ehienabs teaching me investment strategies 😮‍💨
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I love how self referential the Kardashians are.
Kim Kardashian dresses up as her daughter North West for Halloween.
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Inside America's only internet sea cable maker
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