how i would explain jupiter products to my mom: Jup perps: trade with money you dont have Jup gacha : for adults who can't afford therapy but need the dopamine @jup_predict : an expensive way to test your unhinged opinions Lend : a loan without the bank asking why @jup_offerbook : Online pawn shop

Sep 22, 2026 · 1:52 AM UTC

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Mom I don't got a gambling addiction, I just voice opinions expensively
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correct but she is convinced i have a gambling addiction
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Love this one " Lend : a loan without the bank asking why "
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that’s how i understand it 😅
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trade with the money you don’t have best one liner
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hi stranger
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So that's how you come up with your posts huh 🤔
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yes while i was talking to you
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