Danny@elfboymalewife

certified yapper with red hair and pronouns (he/it) free Palestine btw 馃嚨馃嚫

 Ur dads bedroom
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Joined October 2018
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I love my husband 鉂わ笍
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Okay random question for my ghost believers on Twitter, if yall even see this lmfao Do you guys think its rude or unreasonable to ask a roommate to stop bringing home haunted items without your knowledge, even if they believe its a positive spirit?
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An old scenario thats not really relevant anymore but I thought about it for a second and I can't tell if that was too much or not- I just know I was upstairs the one night and felt genuinely suffocated and like I was being stared at from all angles & I don't wanna live like that
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I hate when your brain is awake before your body. Wdym I'm fully aware my husband just came home and crawled into bed but my body refuses to let me actually acknowledge him
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"Oooooo alcohol and weed lower your quality of sleep" watch me
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None! #PenisRippedOffByPenisGnomes
Alex
@alexxdebut
Oct 21
how u arrange it?
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I deserve a little treat....
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Genuinely, why are we still doing this weird trans women vs trans men bullshit? We both have shitty experiences, each in their own right. Stop insisting that your particular group have it "so much worse" because *you have not lived the other person's perspective.*
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Trans women have struggles we trans men wont understand and won't have to deal with, and we trans men are going to have struggles that trans women wont understand or have to deal with. AND THATS OKAY. WE ARE ALLOWED TO BE DIFFERENT. ONE IS NOT BETTER OR WORSE THAN THE OTHER.
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I grow so tired of people on either side trying to say "well this specific experience is different for me therefore I'm worse off!" No. Yall trying to play this game are contributing to external forces trying to push us apart so they can tear us down. Why would you participate??
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Shoutout to my coworker who gave me 2 rooms more than my *limit* and didn't think to correct it after I expressly told her my spine is deformed and causes me a lot of pain 馃憤
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Only the real ones remember my first ever name change and how cringe some of those names were...
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Paypal: get this to your bank in 1-3 business days! Also Paypal: ehhh dont expect to see it until *next* Saturday, thats right, a whole 5 business days plus the weekend.
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I mean I expected it to take a little longer cause its a weekend and all, but I also tried to transfer this out Sunday the 18th, went through the whole process, and it just... didn't do it?? So that 50 bucks I've been counting on to get us through a tight paycheck... oopsies ig??
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My vent art
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My neurologist: don't drink or smoke weed on these meds Me: .... so just be a little more careful than usual, got it
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Terfs on twitter: MEN EVIL AND BAD!! ALL MEN PREDATORS!!! Also terfs on Twitter: oh shit I accidentally sent that uncensored porn link to a 14yo child? ...welll best to pretend I don't see anything and ignore all the comments bringing it up! MEN EVIL MEN PREDA-
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Everyone in the comments should get their fell for it award. Check the account once...
yasmin
@yasminfyne
Oct 23
Turns out I鈥檓 not getting married anymore because I suggested my fianc茅 gets rid of his ex wife remains.
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Thinking about how my favorite color transitioned with my identity... it was pink as a kid, blue in middle school, purple during high school, and now its red.. what happened-
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"Wahhh grandma doesnt need consent for a hug" If you teach kids their physical boundaries don't matter you run the risk of them becoming an abusers target in future. Kids who feel their boundaries dont matter are at a much greater risk of abuse and assault.
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Ain't nobody wanna talk about how miserable it is to be an autistic adult with a job that has barely any clear communication or consistency. But I still like this job, for some fuckin reason....
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