Security engineer, sailor, entrepreneur

San Francisco, CA
Day 19 of @SodaStreamUSA not sending me the replacement canisters I ordered. Unlike their product their service is flat
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Anyone else get a couple of phishy texts a week? Least they’re getting better at targeting me
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Call for Speakers for JSConf: Hawaii 2020 is open and I've just submitted a session! 🤞sessionize.com/jsconf-hawaii…
Google showing off their new #jamboard looks like a giant iPad Pro... #butdoesitplayangrybirds #GoogleNext17
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Happy International Women's Day to all our female athletes!#BeBoldForChange
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Some things I've learned so far at #GoogleNext17 1) Pokémon go proves super scalability 2) we can blame @pmarca and @vgcerf for cookies 😅
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Nice on #InternationalWomensDay that the head of Google Cloud is a woman & opening #GoogleNext17
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10 thousand people and an impressive spy music themed intro for #GoogleNext17
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Excited for #GoogleNext17 anyone else going?
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Looking forward to waffles and JavaScripts tonight @wafflejs #Wafflewednesday
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Shape CTO Shuman Ghosemajumder in @Recode explaining last week's DDoS attacks from IoT botnets recode.net/2016/10/24/133939…
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It's Waffle Time! Join @elicodes & @jsoverson at @wafflejs tomorrow night to chat JS, Shape, and breakfast foods. wafflejs.com
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Bedroom without a bed... So it's a 2 bedroom with an office/den. #sfhousing #FalseAdvertising
If @HillaryClinton wins what do we call Bill?
17% First Man
33% First Bro
50% First Lad
6 votes • Final results
Always fun to hear shoutouts for @shapesecurity and our open source efforts 😁 overcast.fm/+FspHlopps/52:04
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