I write code. Web and App developer. Unhinged witticism.

Lagos
My design range >>>>> Ngl, I cook good....
My design range. >>>>>>>>>>
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Borno the safe haven for terrorists. How many times has Gwoza, Bama, Metele been overrun by Boko Haram jihadists in past years? But yeah, they continue to oppress people for speaking the truth they are trying so hard to hide. Spineless cunts.
BREAKING: Borno Police Arrest Five Men For Wearing ‘Tinubu Must Go’ T-Shirts, Remand Them In Prison | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3TtlQkm
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They will arrest the whole nation, All of us!
BREAKING: Borno Police Arrest Five Men For Wearing ‘Tinubu Must Go’ T-Shirts, Remand Them In Prison | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3TtlQkm
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Last night standing...?
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Nigga you haven't built anything useful, not even a basic CRUD todo application.
In this AI era, If you’re still building a calculator app as a beginner project, I will never take you seriously.
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W youse lots. 🍂
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I've been debugging an API key error message for an hour now, I just realized that I copied OPENCODE API key instead of OPENROUTER's last night. 🤦‍♂️
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Don't celebrate until you win. 😂
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I've been putting data together. I know Nigerians are now insensitive to death, but I tell you this: even as underreported as it is, Nigeria has only witnessed 1 day with zero violent killings in 850 days.
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Robbed
‘The Fate of Ophelia’ by Taylor Swift wins Video of the Year at the #VMAs.
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What do babies dream about when they are in the womb?
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Wait a minute? You built Odify?? I discovered it last month but I couldn't find who built it; no attribution in the footer section. I also looked it up on X with keywords like - "I built Odify, Odify - tool for freelancers" still didn't get your profile. Good stuff tbh.
shipped an open-source tool for freelancers months ago, asked for a star, got silence. 
assumed nobody was using it. took the server down when render started debiting my card. 
today someone sent me a dm: “did you take it down? i use it, i wanted to recommend it.” that’s the part that messes with you.
people will run your stuff, free for months and never say a word or give credits until it breaks, lol 🧵……
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Day 01 of sharing my work till I get a gig. I designed this therapy landing page where user can Easily book therapy sessions
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Next year ke,this year jhorr!!!nothing wey God no fi run E go sup this year ny God grace
7 figures next year.
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THE 22ND ALL NIGERIA EDITORS CONFERENCE Yesterday, Friday, 25th September, I attended the 22nd All Nigeria Editors Conference of the Nigerian Guild of Editors, with the theme: “The Ballot, The Media and the Task of Keeping Democracy Alive,” held in Enugu State. In my remarks, I called on our editors to continue to reinforce their role as bulwarks protecting our democracy. I also emphasised the need for editors to use their privileged position in society to hold us politicians accountable, investigate our records and demand excellence from all of us contesting to become Excellencies. Editors must continue to scrutinise the qualifications and past records of those seeking public office, expose past wrongdoings and ensure that the Nigerian people have access to the information they need to make informed decisions. Leaders must exemplify the best values of society. The conference also afforded me the opportunity to interact directly with participants during the question-and-answer session and to listen to their perspectives on the state of our democracy and the role of the media in strengthening it. I thank the Nigerian Guild of Editors for the invitation to participate in this important conference, and I wish them a successful conference. A New Nigeria is Possible, and Nigeria will be OK. -PO.
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Get your PVC. Vote Peter Obi.
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The Crusades were justified. Not partially justified. Not mostly justified. Justified.
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Uncle Sir…. Jesus is king in Nigeria! Jesus is King in the United kingdom Jesus is King in the United States of America! Jesus is king all over the world! I hope you encounter him one day🤍
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“Alexander, Caesar, Charlemagne, and I have founded empires. But on what did we rest the creations of our genius? Upon force. Jesus Christ founded his empire upon love; and at this hour millions of men would die for him.” Napoleon
🚨 The Champs Elysee is completely FULL This is unbelievable The people have France have turned out in their hundreds of thousands to see Pope Leo XIV, the atmosphere is electric
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Yesterday, I built user authentication using Node.js + Express. Today, I took it a step further by adding MongoDB to securely store user data and using bcrypt to hash passwords. 🔐 Slowly turning concepts into real applications! 🚀 #NodeJS #ExpressJS #MongoDB #JavaScript
Today I practiced building Sign-Up Authentication with Node.js + Express.js 🔐 Worked on routes, handling user data, connecting frontend to backend, and debugging along the way. 🐛💻 One step closer!
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