i cannot take the name “kane carter” seriously. its a really funny name to me.

back when i was a wee lad i had this goldfish, think its name was just goldy, and i was playing with playdoh, and i wanted my pet goldfish to play with me, so i put playdoh in the fishbowl and my dad got really mad at me, but i think it gave the goldfish super powers because it-

-went on to outlive like every other pet fish i ever got, except for my betta. like genuinely that thing lived for probably about eight years. this is the same goldfish that jumped out of the bowl in the morning and wasnt found until after i came home from school.