Seriously it ain’t fucking hard.
Winning topics:
1. Lowering the price of housing
2. Curbing inflation
3. Reshoring jobs
4. Not allowing every Tom, Dick, and Harry who will work for 50-75% of average wage into the country to depress labor markets
5. Dealing with violent crime
6. Dealing with the opioid epidemic
7. Improving the transparency, accountability, and ultimately, trustworthiness of our institutions
8. Actually making America great again
Losing topics:
1. Super intelligence
2. Lake America
3. Actually making Canada the 51st state (jokes are fine)
4. More Middle East quagmires
5. Whatever Karl Rove said
6. Whatever Mark Levin said
7. Sending more money elsewhere
8. Printing more money to send elsewhere
9. Calling people racist for being opposed to the H1B program
10. Anything Lindsay Graham would’ve been in favor of
11. Not bringing bills with overwhelming majority of popular support like, for example, ending daylight savings time shifts or requiring an ID to vote
It really is amazing how hard it is for people in Washington to understand these really simple things.
Hmm so President Just Rename Shit, what was that about the price of housing again?