I tweet dumber than I look and I look pretty freaking dumb

Glen Powell Is Staying Quiet on Politics Because 'I Do Not Like the Discourse,' Says 'Running Man' Flopped After Paramount Laid Off 'Entire Marketing Department' variety.com/2026/film/news/g…
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Broke what was probably a 20+ year no McDonalds streak (breakfast excluded of course) today because I am in the middle of bum fuck nowhere and my only other option was a Subway that had 1.6 stars. Chicken strips were fine. Hope to start a new streak tomorrow.
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The real question though, is how bad does Subway have to be to underperform your expectations bad enough that you decide to leave a 1 star review?
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Ericdinho retweeted
when your primary care physician asks how many drinks you have each week
I really don't think you are ready for this doc
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Father Time 1.000
LeBron is currently dealing with chronic arthritis, as his daily training routine reportedly starts with "special attention" paid to his left foot 😳 He has also been monitoring the sciatica in his lower back, which caused him to miss the first month of last season 😬 (via @mcten)
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I don’t think he meant Iran should nuke California. But a lot of the people there did, and they sure liked it!
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That was so close to out lmao anywhere else in the park and it’s gone
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And then swing at the first fucking pitch and hit a limp dick fly ball oppo
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Jo Show thank you
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Can’t win if you can’t hit
Replying to @ZiggyOfAk
You can’t win. This shit is rigged
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Fanatics Aviation ain’t no fuckin way I’m getting on that.
LeBron's use of a Fanatics branded helicopter is part of his broad deal w the company, which extends to after his playing career is over. includes use of Fanatics aviation. a small handful of other athletes with big Fanatics deals get same access. @FOS
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Getting on a plane from the company that routinely puts the wrong name and number on jerseys <<<<<
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A legacy fouled!
Dennis Hastert, whose legacy as Congress' longest-serving Republican House speaker was later fouled by allegations that he had molested high school athletes during his prior career as a teacher and wrestling coach, has died, a coroner said Monday. He was 84. to.pbs.org/3VrgFC5
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“5’11” or 6’” means 5’10” MAX, Jesus getting swiped left for sure.
Fox interviews a guy who claims he went to heaven for 18 days. He can report that Jesus is not only male but about 5’11 or 6 feet tall and really masculine. “Talk about testosterone. Like a mustang.” It’s over for the Talarico campaign.
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Put the league on notice. Halftime MVP: BANANA 🐾
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There is no more inappropriate conversation than what goes on at breakfast after a wedding.
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Yeah. Being downtown by the lake and rock hall is cool. The walk from Muni is fun as hell. 60,000 people on W3 is sick.
Replying to @ericj_d
Because of what? The proximity to the lake, downtown, the rock hall or science center. Or was it the 20 minute walk from the muni lot or the 30 minute bottle neck on W3rd after the game? It was the play on the field by the players within a stale gameday stadium.
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I can’t believe they are really moving the stadium to fucking Brook Park.
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JW Johnson isn’t gonna fuck you, bros.
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Bars
Browns LB Quincy Williams: “They be barking. We be biting.”
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