A1 Klutz, if I knock some shit over, try not to get mad

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I can't be the only guy that has to put the basketball game with Doris Burk's disgusting sloppy lisp @heydb she should be in a speech class, not ESPN, like what in the hell?
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Women when you suggest that maybe they shouldn’t dress like whores or strangle their children.
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“Bear weather” until they lose then it’s the only reason they lost.
BEAR WEATHER!!! The Bears vs Vikings game is expected to have 20 MPH wind and a 50-70% chance of rain. Dome boys aren’t ready for it. 😤
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> engaged > cheats on fiancé > marries guy she cheated with > quits her job on a whim > fails out of art school > loses tons of money > basically cheats on husband too > angry because he pursued his dream job > angry even though he’s making great $ > make him go to therapy > threatens divorce Pam Beesly was a genuinely awful person.
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Final score eagles 28 Vikings 22
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Piers Morgan: They can't crush Elon on policy, so they try to crush him with violence. “Elon Musk has sacrificed his business stuff for however long he does this for no money. He's leading a team of people to try and reduce government overspending and waste. What's his reward all over America now? People torching Teslas, petrol bombing them, and targeting people who are driving Teslas. These people used to love Elon Musk. They used to see him as the savior, as the green-energy guy. And now because he has aligned himself to Donald Trump, he's the enemy. They can't crush him on policy; they want to crush him with violence. The scale of the waste is actually terrifying. And the idea that for exposing this and for saving Americans' money, which is what they're doing, that you then become the devil who must be targeted, destroyed with violence, I think is a shameful moment for everybody on the left in America.” Fox News, March 30, 2025
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“And the #Vikings get the stop on 3rd and 47” Vegas with 90% of the money on Minnesota:
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Just because you're offended, doesn't mean you're right.
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This is amazing 😂
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I think about her every year
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Zelensky’s coke dealers right now
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“I didn’t do it.” - cancer
OJ Simpson dead at 76 after cancer battle trib.al/TV72zEv
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Remember that it's not who wins or loses... it's reminding each other to cancel #Peacock in the morning. #MIAvsKC
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the Thursday Afternoon @theMMPodcast is up!! I ramble with @DanSoder about New York Elitists, home renovation shows, and embracing a nuclear fall-out.
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BREAKING: Megan Rapinoe’s penalty kick just landed
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The city of San Francisco has launched a massive safety investigation into @elonmusk for erecting an “X” on his building. The *same* city just DROPPED ALL CHARGES against men who stole a car, drove it through a pedestrian walkway, over a cliff & crashed onto the sidewalk below:
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