open sourceress. research director and cwtch hacker @openpriv (she/her⚧)

"from" is a fake idea
writing a Go program, step 1: register a domain name
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today in #cwtchdev: greatly improving our automated integration/regression testing with @cucumberbdd (visualization thanks to @g_kushang github.com/gkushang/cucumber…). Discreet Log post coming next Friday :)
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it's hard to define what "true privacy" is so i asked @pixray
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currently implementing dark magic for @cwtch_im #cwtchdev
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best day of my career
i'd like to put forth my own solution for "hiding the notch":
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bitcoin is too volatile!
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and it's up! cwtch.im/download/ (seen below: an actual picture of what our buildbot looks like)
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sometimes u spend the day debugging the new filesharing feature in ur app #cwtchdev
programming myth: i want to solve challenging problems using complex mathematics and clever abstractions programming reality:
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Replying to @RichFelker
i actually disagree with you there.... we're long past the point that a forgotten rpi somewhere will always be running bitcoin
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file i/o documentation is not one of the places i would have expected to encounter "due to covid-19..."
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my personal favourite bit is where nsa were asked to write about what they learned from all this and they came back with "the dog ate my homework"
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BEHOLD! the first ever file transfer over cwtch!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉💥💥💥⭐🌟✨⚡🥇🥇🏅🏅🏆🏆🏆🏆 @SarahJamieLewis @OpenPriv
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what a difference a year makes eh
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testing out some new sticker printers and i think we have a winner with @jukebox! this isn't the final design but we'll be adding sticker sheets as @openpriv donation incentives very soon :D
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Replying to @SarahJamieLewis
tips for spotting that your child is being influenced by Illegal CyberTerrorists Online
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sounds kinda like the magog worldship
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so i was looking up which movie had the precrime surveillance platform in the sky so i could do a "what if bezos isnt planning on coming back down?" joke but it seems skynet made this connection already
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if we're gonna talk banning kink at pride it only seems fair that we start with banning the wearing of any less than three pairs of socks in public first. in fact i think we should form a Rule 34 Committee for removing absolutely everything sexual from public life
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now that we have visual widget testing in cwtch ui, i can detect important regressions like *checks test output* flutter v2.2 changing the parity of which frames the blinky cursor appears in textfields
having an artist makes these posts so awesome
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icymi there are *two* police union presidents in shit right now?? can we update the 'few bad apples' saying to be about systematically finding and appointing the bad apples to be apple union president
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the secret language of testing #cwtchdev
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SYNAPSE will fully unite the global village
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Replying to @nikitab
fabulous
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i know an easily-farmed chemical process that creates ammonia
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"you may not be a fan of traditional media but their invisible checks and balances are essential to democracy and objectivity" traditional media:
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how do you write a headline like this and call yourself a serious person
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loved it. amazing work. grats on the release and tysm <3
zooming in on this part because some of you need to hear it
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being an IDE developer must be wild
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just realized this comic book villain has my ideal hair..... how do?!?
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it's 2005. do you use a framework and mvvcmceme architecture with declarative property binding or do you just write "date(YYYY)" instead of "©2021" at the bottom of the page? the choice is yours
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Replying to @SwiftOnSecurity
when did the machines replace our messiah
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Replying to @generikb
only if you chase someone with the saxophone
nontech people always think im exaggerating about this
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Replying to @matthew_d_green
i'm very sad that whoever makes the president's signing pens didn't start slowly gradually making them bigger and bigger piped.video/2xbjNwgdidk?t=174
when you're making cursed apps
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