a professional yapper who loves and hates hockey | big Joseph and Statsney fan. I make players bald.

Who do I make bald tomorrow?
22% McDavid
0% Draisaitl
33% Walman
44% Frederic
9 votes • Final results
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Have we seen these before? Yes. Have we seen Viggo Björck in these before? No. I rest my case.
Heritage White. So back.
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The suits are out to play 😍 Arrivals presented by Modern Ambition
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Hockey Gods coming to collect Florida’s debit
Gwdihŵ 🦉
The price for two championships was watching all our favorite players die in front of our eyes one by one for two straight years
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i’m exploding h*milton with my mind what did they do to deserve this roster
Attention all campers! The first-ever PWHL Hamilton Training Camp roster is locked in🔒 📰 Full Details: thepwhl.com/en/teams/hamilto…
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Ridly Greig every 3-5 games
Glitz
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At least I got to see his as an A 😭
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pens fans be kind to him 💔💔💔
he’s literally a princess
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brother the slickback is not you
THAT'S CAPTAIN CONNOR BEDARD FOR YA!!! 🫡
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THIS IS SO SICK AND TWISTED
spencer stastney please stay in edmonton please please please
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princess !!
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Dick is back! Also thanks for that not so fun fact jack
Dickinson makes his season debut tonight on @Sportsnet at 8pm MT. McDavid & Draisaitl remain on the same line for now. Including playoffs, Edmonton has lost six in a row at the Honda Center.
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How does one sum up Home Opener in just one word?!
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it’s so infuriating that as a woman you can’t even enjoy a sport without a man belittling you and reducing your interest to just player’s looks as if you can’t love the sport for what it is. fuck gq and everyone who out of greed promotes this without caring how harmful it can be.
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SPENCER NO
TRADE 🔄 The #Oilers have acquired forward Filip Hallander from the Pittsburgh Penguins in exchange for defenceman Spencer Stastney.
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My best friend bought us tickets to go see simple plan lower bowl oh my gosh
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Soderblom, Hallander are on the ice this morning for the optional Penguins morning skate (10 skaters)
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Why is it articles talk about how crazy women hockey fans and that we only care about hot hockey players are and not how men harass women fans from calling us fake fans to puck bunnies to just saying we don’t belong here. Where’s that article?
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Penguin fans please take care of our Barbie girl 😔
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what kills me is that for decades (mostly male) hockey fans have verbally assaulted players, chased them out of town, doxxed them, jumped into penalty boxes to punch them, rioted in the streets bc their team lost, but it's always the (mostly female) fans under evaluation 👍🏻
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