27. Hypnotic biohazard. 🔞 Dark medfet and experimentation. Putting the love in lobotomy 💛 pfp: sleepystephbot banner: muffinstheclown

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It's time for your appointment! Don't look so worried, it won't be too invasive at first. Just stare up at the pretty surgical lights and breathe...nice and deep 💛
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Now, you really do have to be careful with this stuff. It's not licensed for human use, and quite dangerous with prolonged exposure. We wouldn't want you to become a silly, drooling little daydreamer forever, would we? Aren't you glad I'm here to watch you?
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Of course, there's nobody else here, and your body is just so floppy and uncoordinated at this point, you'd have no way of stopping me from turning up the gas flow, nor the ability to take off the mask I've affixed so securely to your face...
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we’ve got no business catching what is clearly a minor god or powerful spirit of the river
A St Louis woman has caught a recording breaking fish in British Columbia. It's an 11 ft. 4 in. white sturgeon. It's officially the largest freshwater fish ever caught by a female angler at 1,200 pounds. The fish was tagged and released. Hear Katharine Eckert tell The Chris & Amy show all about this wild experience!
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RIP Demon
Patrick Stewart, who will be remembered most for his roles as Captain Jean-Luc Picard on “Star Trek: The Next Generation” and as Professor Charles Xavier in the “X-Men” films, has died at 86. variety.com/2026/tv/news/pat…
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there is one correct answer to this source: vinesauce monkey ball community sampler part 1
what do you guys think is the funniest riff of all time. i think it’s smoke on the water
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playing shitty porn flash games after movie night
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It's fine if that mysterious stranger with the strange eyes comes to visit. It's okay if you can't quite remember what happens next. It's all okay.
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It's okay. They told you everything was okay, so it is. You're glad. It's nice to say, isn’t it? It's okay. It's soothing. You don't know what you're soothing, but it's okay. It's okay. It's like you're giving permission. Over and over and over. It's always okay.
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There is an obvious workaround for the facesitting porn ban
The UK is actually so fucking boring what do you mean you can’t enjoy some face sitting after a succulent chinese meal?
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(trying to get you to take a shower) showers make me sooooo horny... it would be so hot if you took a shower right now... fuckkkk imagining how clean you would be..... please shower for me.....
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Why do twitter links now have youtube tracking shit tacked on the end.
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accidental hypnohorny VR headset from Kojima, the genius has done it once again
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RT @petijwt: A remake of our Saw-inspired final girl! I'll explain below what i've done with my style this year, as I feel this is a good…
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Imagine a utopia. No crime, mobody goes hungry. A world where basic income is taken care of, that leaves you free to develop your passions. This could be yours, so long as my Mandatory Weekly Drugged Dolly Dress Up Time Bill passes.
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it’s so hard seeing someone else living your dream
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Your therapist helpfully turning those bad, ruminating thought cycles (work, stress, etc.) into fulfilling, healthy patterns of behaviour (looping a mantra about being their good little plaything at their feet)
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"Dune 3" popcorn buckets have been revealed by AMC Theatres. One of the designs is a “Double Sandworm” collectable featuring two Shai-Hulud, “making it easier to share” popcorn. variety.com/2026/film/news/d…
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<3 Wegendawy actow Siw Patwick Stewawt, famous fow wowes in Staw Twek and X-Men, dies aged 86 UwU
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RT @MEATPRIESTESS: U do not understand how badly i want to get turned into this thing...
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wouldnt it be nice?
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